Fries Before Guys Unisex Soft Style Tee
Here’s a shorter, punchier version with all the sass and snack-love baked in:
Fries Before Guys Tee
Emotional baggage? Nah. I’m carrying fries. 🍟💅
Soft enough to rival Chad’s excuses, this tee wraps you in comfort and commitment—to carbs, not clowns. With bold lettering and zero tolerance for nonsense, it’s perfect for brunches, breakups, and boldly avoiding red flags.
✨ Features:
• Super-soft cotton = snack-level comfort
• Classic unisex fit = flattering fry fandom
• Bold print that says “swipe left on heartbreak”
💔 Perfect For:
• Rejecting bad vibes and bad texts
• Inspiring cravings (and compliments)
• Letting the world know you have taste
Because fries never ghost you or leave you on read. 🍟🙅♀️
Details:
100% ring-spun cotton (or 90/10 Heather Gray)
Lightweight jersey • Pre-shrunk • Slight stretch
Classic fit • Double-stitched durability
Care: Wash cold, inside out. Keep it crispy.
Need a tagline or Etsy version too? I got you!
Here’s a shorter, punchier version with all the sass and snack-love baked in:
Fries Before Guys Tee
Emotional baggage? Nah. I’m carrying fries. 🍟💅
Soft enough to rival Chad’s excuses, this tee wraps you in comfort and commitment—to carbs, not clowns. With bold lettering and zero tolerance for nonsense, it’s perfect for brunches, breakups, and boldly avoiding red flags.
✨ Features:
• Super-soft cotton = snack-level comfort
• Classic unisex fit = flattering fry fandom
• Bold print that says “swipe left on heartbreak”
💔 Perfect For:
• Rejecting bad vibes and bad texts
• Inspiring cravings (and compliments)
• Letting the world know you have taste
Because fries never ghost you or leave you on read. 🍟🙅♀️
Details:
100% ring-spun cotton (or 90/10 Heather Gray)
Lightweight jersey • Pre-shrunk • Slight stretch
Classic fit • Double-stitched durability
Care: Wash cold, inside out. Keep it crispy.
Need a tagline or Etsy version too? I got you!
Here’s a shorter, punchier version with all the sass and snack-love baked in:
Fries Before Guys Tee
Emotional baggage? Nah. I’m carrying fries. 🍟💅
Soft enough to rival Chad’s excuses, this tee wraps you in comfort and commitment—to carbs, not clowns. With bold lettering and zero tolerance for nonsense, it’s perfect for brunches, breakups, and boldly avoiding red flags.
✨ Features:
• Super-soft cotton = snack-level comfort
• Classic unisex fit = flattering fry fandom
• Bold print that says “swipe left on heartbreak”
💔 Perfect For:
• Rejecting bad vibes and bad texts
• Inspiring cravings (and compliments)
• Letting the world know you have taste
Because fries never ghost you or leave you on read. 🍟🙅♀️
Details:
100% ring-spun cotton (or 90/10 Heather Gray)
Lightweight jersey • Pre-shrunk • Slight stretch
Classic fit • Double-stitched durability
Care: Wash cold, inside out. Keep it crispy.
Need a tagline or Etsy version too? I got you!
