Fries Before Guys Unisex Oversized Faded Sweater
Here’s a shorter, snarkier version that still serves cozy fry-loving energy:
Fries Before Guys Oversized Faded Sweater
Cozy carbs > commitment 🍟💅
Wrap yourself in soft, snack-fueled comfort with this oversized vintage-style sweater — perfect for dodging texts, dodging salads, and living your best fry-first life. Faded, comfy, and full of judgment (the quiet, stylish kind).
✨ Features:
• Oversized fit = stolen-from-the-ex vibes
• Soft washed cotton = emotional support sweater
• Distressed look, like your love life but cute
• Drop shoulders + ribbed cuffs for max lounge appeal
💔 Perfect For:
• Rom-com marathons
• Dramatic snack runs
• Crying in drive-thrus (with style)
Because fries stay crispy. Feelings don’t. 🍟🥲
Details:
100% combed cotton • Washed effect • 440g/m²
Pre-shrunk • Crew neck • Ribbed hem + cuffs
Side-seamed • Care: Wash inside out, cold, and drama-free.
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Here’s a shorter, snarkier version that still serves cozy fry-loving energy:
Fries Before Guys Oversized Faded Sweater
Cozy carbs > commitment 🍟💅
Wrap yourself in soft, snack-fueled comfort with this oversized vintage-style sweater — perfect for dodging texts, dodging salads, and living your best fry-first life. Faded, comfy, and full of judgment (the quiet, stylish kind).
✨ Features:
• Oversized fit = stolen-from-the-ex vibes
• Soft washed cotton = emotional support sweater
• Distressed look, like your love life but cute
• Drop shoulders + ribbed cuffs for max lounge appeal
💔 Perfect For:
• Rom-com marathons
• Dramatic snack runs
• Crying in drive-thrus (with style)
Because fries stay crispy. Feelings don’t. 🍟🥲
Details:
100% combed cotton • Washed effect • 440g/m²
Pre-shrunk • Crew neck • Ribbed hem + cuffs
Side-seamed • Care: Wash inside out, cold, and drama-free.
Want a tagline or listing-ready version? Say the word!
Here’s a shorter, snarkier version that still serves cozy fry-loving energy:
Fries Before Guys Oversized Faded Sweater
Cozy carbs > commitment 🍟💅
Wrap yourself in soft, snack-fueled comfort with this oversized vintage-style sweater — perfect for dodging texts, dodging salads, and living your best fry-first life. Faded, comfy, and full of judgment (the quiet, stylish kind).
✨ Features:
• Oversized fit = stolen-from-the-ex vibes
• Soft washed cotton = emotional support sweater
• Distressed look, like your love life but cute
• Drop shoulders + ribbed cuffs for max lounge appeal
💔 Perfect For:
• Rom-com marathons
• Dramatic snack runs
• Crying in drive-thrus (with style)
Because fries stay crispy. Feelings don’t. 🍟🥲
Details:
100% combed cotton • Washed effect • 440g/m²
Pre-shrunk • Crew neck • Ribbed hem + cuffs
Side-seamed • Care: Wash inside out, cold, and drama-free.
Want a tagline or listing-ready version? Say the word!
