Product Description
Snack loyalty > boy problems. The Fries Before Guys™ Drawstring Hoodie wraps buttery-soft fleece in a bold fry-first manifesto, giving you cozy armor against ghosting, bad dates, and half-baked texts. Oversized for extra comfort and attitude, it’s the ultimate statement piece for anyone who keeps their standards higher than their sodium levels.
Heavyweight hug – 380 g/m², 100 % cotton fleece keeps you warm through late-night drive-thru runs
Oversized unisex fit – drop shoulders + roomy body = peak comfy, zero clingy vibes
Snack-stash pocket – kangaroo pouch easily hides fries, phone, or receipts from mediocre exes
Fry-first graphic – pastel yellow & pink design tells the world your priorities without saying a word
Drawstring hood – pull it up for stylish exits or strategic “do-not-disturb” mode
Built to outlast drama – pre-shrunk fabric, double-stitched seams, and side-seamed construction for shape retention
Ignoring texts with purpose
Cozy couch dates with a large fry and extra sauce
Strolling past red flags in toasty comfort
100 % cotton | 380 g/m² | Fleece-lined
Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with mild detergent. No bleach, no drama. Tumble dry low or hang to keep it crispy.
Because fries never gaslight you—add to cart and stay warm, salty, and unbothered.
Product Description
Snack loyalty > boy problems. The Fries Before Guys™ Drawstring Hoodie wraps buttery-soft fleece in a bold fry-first manifesto, giving you cozy armor against ghosting, bad dates, and half-baked texts. Oversized for extra comfort and attitude, it’s the ultimate statement piece for anyone who keeps their standards higher than their sodium levels.
Heavyweight hug – 380 g/m², 100 % cotton fleece keeps you warm through late-night drive-thru runs
Oversized unisex fit – drop shoulders + roomy body = peak comfy, zero clingy vibes
Snack-stash pocket – kangaroo pouch easily hides fries, phone, or receipts from mediocre exes
Fry-first graphic – pastel yellow & pink design tells the world your priorities without saying a word
Drawstring hood – pull it up for stylish exits or strategic “do-not-disturb” mode
Built to outlast drama – pre-shrunk fabric, double-stitched seams, and side-seamed construction for shape retention
Ignoring texts with purpose
Cozy couch dates with a large fry and extra sauce
Strolling past red flags in toasty comfort
100 % cotton | 380 g/m² | Fleece-lined
Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with mild detergent. No bleach, no drama. Tumble dry low or hang to keep it crispy.
Because fries never gaslight you—add to cart and stay warm, salty, and unbothered.
