Product Description
Need a safe space for passive-aggressive poetry, late-night fry rankings, or your next grand escape plan? Meet the Fries Before Guys™ Spiral Notebook—140 dotted pages of judgment-free plotting wrapped in a retro wobble-checkered cover that screams crispy carbs > flaky texts.
Why it’s your ride-or-fries 🍟💅
Soft-touch pop-art cover – matte coating feels like butter, flaunts a pink-and-yellow fry graphic loud enough to drown out red flags
140 dotted pages (120 sheets) – perfect grid-free playground for mind maps, doodles, and breakup haikus
Durable wire-o binding – lays flat for easy scribbling of snack manifestos or ghost-emoji checklists
Tote-friendly size – 5.5″ × 8.5″ (13 × 21 cm) slips into purses, backpacks, and emotional-support fry bags
Quality stock – 89 g/m² (60 lb) paper resists bleed-through from highlighters and salted tear stains
Perfect for
Drafting drive-thru orders so you never panic-order a “medium…uh” again
Cataloging boys you’re ignoring (alphabetically or by red-flag severity)
Sketching shoestrings, crinkles, or that one perfect curly fry you still dream about
Specs
Cover weight: 352 g/m² (10.38 oz/yd²) soft-touch cardstock
Pages: 140 dotted | 2.62 oz/yd² (89 g/m²)
Binding: Black metal wire-o
Men come and go, but fries—and fabulous notebooks—are forever. Add to cart and start plotting your next snack attack in style.
Product Description
Need a safe space for passive-aggressive poetry, late-night fry rankings, or your next grand escape plan? Meet the Fries Before Guys™ Spiral Notebook—140 dotted pages of judgment-free plotting wrapped in a retro wobble-checkered cover that screams crispy carbs > flaky texts.
Why it’s your ride-or-fries 🍟💅
Soft-touch pop-art cover – matte coating feels like butter, flaunts a pink-and-yellow fry graphic loud enough to drown out red flags
140 dotted pages (120 sheets) – perfect grid-free playground for mind maps, doodles, and breakup haikus
Durable wire-o binding – lays flat for easy scribbling of snack manifestos or ghost-emoji checklists
Tote-friendly size – 5.5″ × 8.5″ (13 × 21 cm) slips into purses, backpacks, and emotional-support fry bags
Quality stock – 89 g/m² (60 lb) paper resists bleed-through from highlighters and salted tear stains
Perfect for
Drafting drive-thru orders so you never panic-order a “medium…uh” again
Cataloging boys you’re ignoring (alphabetically or by red-flag severity)
Sketching shoestrings, crinkles, or that one perfect curly fry you still dream about
Specs
Cover weight: 352 g/m² (10.38 oz/yd²) soft-touch cardstock
Pages: 140 dotted | 2.62 oz/yd² (89 g/m²)
Binding: Black metal wire-o
Men come and go, but fries—and fabulous notebooks—are forever. Add to cart and start plotting your next snack attack in style.
