Fries Before Guys Organic Cotton Tote
Finally, a tote that speaks your truth louder than your group chat on a Saturday night. The Fries Before Guys Organic Cotton Tote is here to carry your essentials and your emotional baggage (mostly related to men who don’t deserve you).
Made from 100% organic cotton and 0% tolerance for red flags, this eco-friendly bad boy is durable enough for a farmer’s market run or a dramatic storm-off from a bad date. With “Fries Before Guys” printed proudly on the front, it’s the perfect way to tell the world where your priorities lie — deep-fried and golden.
Tote-ally amazing features:
Holds books, snacks, dignity — whatever you’ve got left
Machine washable (unlike that one ex)
Reinforced handles, because fries can be heavy and so is your emotional labor
Great for:
Hauling fries, obviously
Passive-aggressively blocking your situationship on the street
Letting strangers know you're emotionally unavailable but snack-ready
Stylish. Sustainable. Savagely single.
Because fries never gaslight. 🍟👜
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment
Finally, a tote that speaks your truth louder than your group chat on a Saturday night. The Fries Before Guys Organic Cotton Tote is here to carry your essentials and your emotional baggage (mostly related to men who don’t deserve you).
Made from 100% organic cotton and 0% tolerance for red flags, this eco-friendly bad boy is durable enough for a farmer’s market run or a dramatic storm-off from a bad date. With “Fries Before Guys” printed proudly on the front, it’s the perfect way to tell the world where your priorities lie — deep-fried and golden.
Tote-ally amazing features:
Holds books, snacks, dignity — whatever you’ve got left
Machine washable (unlike that one ex)
Reinforced handles, because fries can be heavy and so is your emotional labor
Great for:
Hauling fries, obviously
Passive-aggressively blocking your situationship on the street
Letting strangers know you're emotionally unavailable but snack-ready
Stylish. Sustainable. Savagely single.
Because fries never gaslight. 🍟👜
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment
Finally, a tote that speaks your truth louder than your group chat on a Saturday night. The Fries Before Guys Organic Cotton Tote is here to carry your essentials and your emotional baggage (mostly related to men who don’t deserve you).
Made from 100% organic cotton and 0% tolerance for red flags, this eco-friendly bad boy is durable enough for a farmer’s market run or a dramatic storm-off from a bad date. With “Fries Before Guys” printed proudly on the front, it’s the perfect way to tell the world where your priorities lie — deep-fried and golden.
Tote-ally amazing features:
Holds books, snacks, dignity — whatever you’ve got left
Machine washable (unlike that one ex)
Reinforced handles, because fries can be heavy and so is your emotional labor
Great for:
Hauling fries, obviously
Passive-aggressively blocking your situationship on the street
Letting strangers know you're emotionally unavailable but snack-ready
Stylish. Sustainable. Savagely single.
Because fries never gaslight. 🍟👜
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment
