Product Description
Finally—an accessory that shouts your priorities louder than the group chat. The Fries Before Guys™ Organic Cotton Tote hauls books, groceries, and emotional labor while declaring your undying devotion to crispy carbs. Crafted from sturdy, planet-kind canvas and printed with RAW ART OFFICIAL’s pastel fry box, this bad boy has zero tolerance for red flags but unlimited room for snacks.
100 % certified organic cotton – 8 oz/yd² twill means sustainable, long-lasting slay
Roomy AF – 16″ × 14.5″ × 5″ open compartment & reinforced seams carry up to 30 lb of fries, groceries, or leftover dignity
Comfy 24.5″ straps – sling it over a jacket or breakup hoodie, no struggle required
Statement graphic – sunny yellow circle + bubble-gum pink text lets the world know you’re snack-first, drama-last
Machine-washable – unlike that one ex, this tote cleans up nicely after every spill or soft-serve mishap
Farmers-market hauls and late-night fry runs
Passive-aggressively blocking your situationship on the street
Turning every errand into a PSA: fries never gaslight
Cold wash, gentle cycle, line-dry. Skip bleach—keep the colors popping and the sass intact.
Add to cart, sling it on, and let everyone know: boys come and go, but fries are forever.
Product Description
Finally—an accessory that shouts your priorities louder than the group chat. The Fries Before Guys™ Organic Cotton Tote hauls books, groceries, and emotional labor while declaring your undying devotion to crispy carbs. Crafted from sturdy, planet-kind canvas and printed with RAW ART OFFICIAL’s pastel fry box, this bad boy has zero tolerance for red flags but unlimited room for snacks.
100 % certified organic cotton – 8 oz/yd² twill means sustainable, long-lasting slay
Roomy AF – 16″ × 14.5″ × 5″ open compartment & reinforced seams carry up to 30 lb of fries, groceries, or leftover dignity
Comfy 24.5″ straps – sling it over a jacket or breakup hoodie, no struggle required
Statement graphic – sunny yellow circle + bubble-gum pink text lets the world know you’re snack-first, drama-last
Machine-washable – unlike that one ex, this tote cleans up nicely after every spill or soft-serve mishap
Farmers-market hauls and late-night fry runs
Passive-aggressively blocking your situationship on the street
Turning every errand into a PSA: fries never gaslight
Cold wash, gentle cycle, line-dry. Skip bleach—keep the colors popping and the sass intact.
Add to cart, sling it on, and let everyone know: boys come and go, but fries are forever.
