Fries Before Guys™ Holographic Sticker – 3" Weather-Resistant Vinyl, Sparkly Retro Fry Graphic 🍟✨

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Product Description

Shine bright like your standards—and your snack cravings. The Fries Before Guys™ Holographic Sticker flashes a rainbow sheen that rivals a perfectly salted fry, serving as a glitter-powered PSA that carbs will always outrank clowns.

Why it slaps

  • Iridescent attitude – hot-embossed holographic vinyl shifts colors in the sun (unlike your ex’s excuses, this glow is intentional).

  • Snack-loyal statement – retro pastel fry graphic shouts “crispy carbs > questionable texts” on laptops, water bottles, journals, or forehead—zero judgment.

  • Tougher than heartbreak – scratch-, tear-, and weather-resistant so it stays flawless through every drive-thru run.

  • Bubble-free application – peel, stick, flex; goes on smooth without the drama.

  • Perfect size – 3″ circle of golden priorities that fits almost anywhere.

Specs

  • Hot-embossed holographic vinyl with deep 3-D shimmer

  • Diameter: 3 inches (7.6 cm)

  • Indoor/outdoor durability; fade-resistant finish

Because fries are forever, guys are optional, and your sticker game should reflect that. Add to cart and let the sparkle do the talking. 🍟💅

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Product Description

Shine bright like your standards—and your snack cravings. The Fries Before Guys™ Holographic Sticker flashes a rainbow sheen that rivals a perfectly salted fry, serving as a glitter-powered PSA that carbs will always outrank clowns.

Why it slaps

  • Iridescent attitude – hot-embossed holographic vinyl shifts colors in the sun (unlike your ex’s excuses, this glow is intentional).

  • Snack-loyal statement – retro pastel fry graphic shouts “crispy carbs > questionable texts” on laptops, water bottles, journals, or forehead—zero judgment.

  • Tougher than heartbreak – scratch-, tear-, and weather-resistant so it stays flawless through every drive-thru run.

  • Bubble-free application – peel, stick, flex; goes on smooth without the drama.

  • Perfect size – 3″ circle of golden priorities that fits almost anywhere.

Specs

  • Hot-embossed holographic vinyl with deep 3-D shimmer

  • Diameter: 3 inches (7.6 cm)

  • Indoor/outdoor durability; fade-resistant finish

Because fries are forever, guys are optional, and your sticker game should reflect that. Add to cart and let the sparkle do the talking. 🍟💅