Fries Before Guys Unisex Drawstring Hoodie
Wrap yourself in warmth, comfort, and deliciously low expectations with the Fries Before Guys Hoodie — the ultimate uniform for anyone who’s chosen golden, crispy bliss over emotional rollercoasters and ghosted texts.
Made from ultra-soft cotton and powered by pure snack energy, this hoodie is the cozy equivalent of dipping a fry in your milkshake — unexpectedly perfect. With a bold “Fries Before Guys” slogan on the front, it’s basically a wearable restraining order against bad decisions.
Features include:
A kangaroo pocket big enough to hold actual fries (tested and confirmed)
A drawstring hood for dramatic exits from boring conversations
A unisex fit, because everyone deserves to prioritize potatoes
Perfect for:
Late-night drive-thru therapy sessions
Ignoring texts in style
Attracting compliments and repelling emotional chaos
This hoodie doesn’t just keep you warm — it keeps your standards higher than your sodium intake.
Because fries don’t lie, ghost, or text “wyd” at 2AM. 🍟💁♀️
Oversized fit
Kangaroo pocket
Fleece-lined
Drawcord-adjustable hood
100% cotton
Fleece lining
Pre-shrunk
Reactive-dyed for longer-lasting color
Fabric weight: 380g/m²
Side-seamed construction
Taped neck
Double-stitched ribbed cuffs and hem
Drawstring with aglets
Wash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, and bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).
Wrap yourself in warmth, comfort, and deliciously low expectations with the Fries Before Guys Hoodie — the ultimate uniform for anyone who’s chosen golden, crispy bliss over emotional rollercoasters and ghosted texts.
Made from ultra-soft cotton and powered by pure snack energy, this hoodie is the cozy equivalent of dipping a fry in your milkshake — unexpectedly perfect. With a bold “Fries Before Guys” slogan on the front, it’s basically a wearable restraining order against bad decisions.
Features include:
A kangaroo pocket big enough to hold actual fries (tested and confirmed)
A drawstring hood for dramatic exits from boring conversations
A unisex fit, because everyone deserves to prioritize potatoes
Perfect for:
Late-night drive-thru therapy sessions
Ignoring texts in style
Attracting compliments and repelling emotional chaos
This hoodie doesn’t just keep you warm — it keeps your standards higher than your sodium intake.
Because fries don’t lie, ghost, or text “wyd” at 2AM. 🍟💁♀️
Oversized fit
Kangaroo pocket
Fleece-lined
Drawcord-adjustable hood
100% cotton
Fleece lining
Pre-shrunk
Reactive-dyed for longer-lasting color
Fabric weight: 380g/m²
Side-seamed construction
Taped neck
Double-stitched ribbed cuffs and hem
Drawstring with aglets
Wash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, and bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).
Wrap yourself in warmth, comfort, and deliciously low expectations with the Fries Before Guys Hoodie — the ultimate uniform for anyone who’s chosen golden, crispy bliss over emotional rollercoasters and ghosted texts.
Made from ultra-soft cotton and powered by pure snack energy, this hoodie is the cozy equivalent of dipping a fry in your milkshake — unexpectedly perfect. With a bold “Fries Before Guys” slogan on the front, it’s basically a wearable restraining order against bad decisions.
Features include:
A kangaroo pocket big enough to hold actual fries (tested and confirmed)
A drawstring hood for dramatic exits from boring conversations
A unisex fit, because everyone deserves to prioritize potatoes
Perfect for:
Late-night drive-thru therapy sessions
Ignoring texts in style
Attracting compliments and repelling emotional chaos
This hoodie doesn’t just keep you warm — it keeps your standards higher than your sodium intake.
Because fries don’t lie, ghost, or text “wyd” at 2AM. 🍟💁♀️
Oversized fit
Kangaroo pocket
Fleece-lined
Drawcord-adjustable hood
100% cotton
Fleece lining
Pre-shrunk
Reactive-dyed for longer-lasting color
Fabric weight: 380g/m²
Side-seamed construction
Taped neck
Double-stitched ribbed cuffs and hem
Drawstring with aglets
Wash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, and bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).
