Fries Before Guys Unisex Oversized Faded Sweater
Wrap yourself in comfort, carbs, and quiet judgment with the Fries Before Guys™ Unisex Oversized Faded Sweater — the ultimate cozy flex for anyone who’s over ghosting and undercooked opinions.
Made from the softest fabric this side of a napkin pile at your favorite fry joint, this faded vintage-style sweater says, “I’ve cried in drive-thru lines, but I looked fabulous doing it.” With a perfectly oversized fit and just the right amount of “I totally didn’t steal this from my ex’s closet,” it’s your new go-to for lazy Sundays, casual snack runs, or intense fry-fueled self-care sessions.
Whether you're binge-watching rom-coms or just avoiding commitment (and salad), this sweater will keep you warm — emotionally and literally.
Details:
🍟 Distressed, but in a cool, fashionably detached way
💖 Soft enough to cancel therapy (not legally, but emotionally)
🙅♀️ 0% clingy. 100% cozy.
Because boys will come and go, but fries and oversized sweaters are forever.
Crew neck
Drop shoulders
Oversized fit
Washed effect
100% combed cotton
32 count plain weave
Pre-shrunk
Washed and easy to fade
Fabric weight: 440g/m²
Side-seamed construction
Binding taped neck and shoulders
Ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem
Wash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, and bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).
Wrap yourself in comfort, carbs, and quiet judgment with the Fries Before Guys™ Unisex Oversized Faded Sweater — the ultimate cozy flex for anyone who’s over ghosting and undercooked opinions.
Made from the softest fabric this side of a napkin pile at your favorite fry joint, this faded vintage-style sweater says, “I’ve cried in drive-thru lines, but I looked fabulous doing it.” With a perfectly oversized fit and just the right amount of “I totally didn’t steal this from my ex’s closet,” it’s your new go-to for lazy Sundays, casual snack runs, or intense fry-fueled self-care sessions.
Whether you're binge-watching rom-coms or just avoiding commitment (and salad), this sweater will keep you warm — emotionally and literally.
Details:
🍟 Distressed, but in a cool, fashionably detached way
💖 Soft enough to cancel therapy (not legally, but emotionally)
🙅♀️ 0% clingy. 100% cozy.
Because boys will come and go, but fries and oversized sweaters are forever.
Crew neck
Drop shoulders
Oversized fit
Washed effect
100% combed cotton
32 count plain weave
Pre-shrunk
Washed and easy to fade
Fabric weight: 440g/m²
Side-seamed construction
Binding taped neck and shoulders
Ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem
Wash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, and bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).
Wrap yourself in comfort, carbs, and quiet judgment with the Fries Before Guys™ Unisex Oversized Faded Sweater — the ultimate cozy flex for anyone who’s over ghosting and undercooked opinions.
Made from the softest fabric this side of a napkin pile at your favorite fry joint, this faded vintage-style sweater says, “I’ve cried in drive-thru lines, but I looked fabulous doing it.” With a perfectly oversized fit and just the right amount of “I totally didn’t steal this from my ex’s closet,” it’s your new go-to for lazy Sundays, casual snack runs, or intense fry-fueled self-care sessions.
Whether you're binge-watching rom-coms or just avoiding commitment (and salad), this sweater will keep you warm — emotionally and literally.
Details:
🍟 Distressed, but in a cool, fashionably detached way
💖 Soft enough to cancel therapy (not legally, but emotionally)
🙅♀️ 0% clingy. 100% cozy.
Because boys will come and go, but fries and oversized sweaters are forever.
Crew neck
Drop shoulders
Oversized fit
Washed effect
100% combed cotton
32 count plain weave
Pre-shrunk
Washed and easy to fade
Fabric weight: 440g/m²
Side-seamed construction
Binding taped neck and shoulders
Ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem
Wash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, and bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).
