Fries Before Guys Unisex Soft Style Tee
Why settle for emotional baggage when you can carry a basket of fries? The Fries Before Guys™ softstyle cotton tee is here to remind the world (and your ex) that your heart belongs to seasoned potatoes, not questionable texting habits.
Made from ridiculously soft cotton—like, softer than Chad’s excuses—this shirt hugs your body like a warm paper bag of drive-thru goodness. With bold lettering and even bolder energy, it’s perfect for brunch, breakups, or just boldly walking past the dating apps like, “Nah, I’m good.”
Whether you’re single, taken, or somewhere between “it’s complicated” and “pass the ranch,” this shirt lets everyone know:
🍟 You have taste.
🚫 You have standards.
💁♀️ And yes, you’ll be supersizing it.
Pairs well with confidence, sass, and extra crispy attitudes. Warning: May cause spontaneous compliments and sudden fry cravings.
0% nonsense. 1000% fry devotion.
Set-in sleeves
Light and thin
Classic fit
Heather Gray: 90% ring-spun cotton + 10% polyester
Other colors: 100% ring-spun cotton
Slightly stretchy
Jersey
Pre-shrunk
Fabric weight: 153g/m²
Tubular construction
Binding taped neck and shoulders
Double-needle 16mm wide ribbed collar
Coverstitch cuffs and hem
Tear-away label
Wash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, and bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).
Why settle for emotional baggage when you can carry a basket of fries? The Fries Before Guys™ softstyle cotton tee is here to remind the world (and your ex) that your heart belongs to seasoned potatoes, not questionable texting habits.
Made from ridiculously soft cotton—like, softer than Chad’s excuses—this shirt hugs your body like a warm paper bag of drive-thru goodness. With bold lettering and even bolder energy, it’s perfect for brunch, breakups, or just boldly walking past the dating apps like, “Nah, I’m good.”
Whether you’re single, taken, or somewhere between “it’s complicated” and “pass the ranch,” this shirt lets everyone know:
🍟 You have taste.
🚫 You have standards.
💁♀️ And yes, you’ll be supersizing it.
Pairs well with confidence, sass, and extra crispy attitudes. Warning: May cause spontaneous compliments and sudden fry cravings.
0% nonsense. 1000% fry devotion.
Set-in sleeves
Light and thin
Classic fit
Heather Gray: 90% ring-spun cotton + 10% polyester
Other colors: 100% ring-spun cotton
Slightly stretchy
Jersey
Pre-shrunk
Fabric weight: 153g/m²
Tubular construction
Binding taped neck and shoulders
Double-needle 16mm wide ribbed collar
Coverstitch cuffs and hem
Tear-away label
Wash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, and bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).
Why settle for emotional baggage when you can carry a basket of fries? The Fries Before Guys™ softstyle cotton tee is here to remind the world (and your ex) that your heart belongs to seasoned potatoes, not questionable texting habits.
Made from ridiculously soft cotton—like, softer than Chad’s excuses—this shirt hugs your body like a warm paper bag of drive-thru goodness. With bold lettering and even bolder energy, it’s perfect for brunch, breakups, or just boldly walking past the dating apps like, “Nah, I’m good.”
Whether you’re single, taken, or somewhere between “it’s complicated” and “pass the ranch,” this shirt lets everyone know:
🍟 You have taste.
🚫 You have standards.
💁♀️ And yes, you’ll be supersizing it.
Pairs well with confidence, sass, and extra crispy attitudes. Warning: May cause spontaneous compliments and sudden fry cravings.
0% nonsense. 1000% fry devotion.
Set-in sleeves
Light and thin
Classic fit
Heather Gray: 90% ring-spun cotton + 10% polyester
Other colors: 100% ring-spun cotton
Slightly stretchy
Jersey
Pre-shrunk
Fabric weight: 153g/m²
Tubular construction
Binding taped neck and shoulders
Double-needle 16mm wide ribbed collar
Coverstitch cuffs and hem
Tear-away label
Wash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, and bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).
