Fries Before Guys Foam Trucker Hat
Declare your priorities loud, proud, and in squishy foam comfort with the Fries Before Guys™ pink trucker hat — because heartbreaks fade, but crispy fries are forever.
Crafted for queens who know the real MVPs come golden, salted, and straight from a drive-thru window, this hat pairs perfectly with sass, sarcasm, and large combo meals. The breathable mesh says “I work out… my snack strategy,” while the front foam panel screams, “I dumped him and got curly fries.”
Ideal for road trips, bad dates (as a pre-warning), or casual fry worshipping, this bold headgear is your crown in the kingdom of snack-based priorities.
👑 One size fits most
🍟 100% fry-loyal foam and mesh
💖 Pinker than your ex’s jealous rage
Skip the drama. Save the ketchup. Rock the fries.
• 100% polyester front
• 100% polyester mesh back
• Thicker and heavier fabric, laminated with high-density, non-toxic foam
• Structured, 5-panel cap, high-profile
• 8 rows of stitching on a pre-curved visor
• Seamless foam front panel with lining
• Matching fabric undervisor
• Matching color braid and sweatband
• Adjustable plastic snap
• One size fits most
Declare your priorities loud, proud, and in squishy foam comfort with the Fries Before Guys™ pink trucker hat — because heartbreaks fade, but crispy fries are forever.
Crafted for queens who know the real MVPs come golden, salted, and straight from a drive-thru window, this hat pairs perfectly with sass, sarcasm, and large combo meals. The breathable mesh says “I work out… my snack strategy,” while the front foam panel screams, “I dumped him and got curly fries.”
Ideal for road trips, bad dates (as a pre-warning), or casual fry worshipping, this bold headgear is your crown in the kingdom of snack-based priorities.
👑 One size fits most
🍟 100% fry-loyal foam and mesh
💖 Pinker than your ex’s jealous rage
Skip the drama. Save the ketchup. Rock the fries.
• 100% polyester front
• 100% polyester mesh back
• Thicker and heavier fabric, laminated with high-density, non-toxic foam
• Structured, 5-panel cap, high-profile
• 8 rows of stitching on a pre-curved visor
• Seamless foam front panel with lining
• Matching fabric undervisor
• Matching color braid and sweatband
• Adjustable plastic snap
• One size fits most
Declare your priorities loud, proud, and in squishy foam comfort with the Fries Before Guys™ pink trucker hat — because heartbreaks fade, but crispy fries are forever.
Crafted for queens who know the real MVPs come golden, salted, and straight from a drive-thru window, this hat pairs perfectly with sass, sarcasm, and large combo meals. The breathable mesh says “I work out… my snack strategy,” while the front foam panel screams, “I dumped him and got curly fries.”
Ideal for road trips, bad dates (as a pre-warning), or casual fry worshipping, this bold headgear is your crown in the kingdom of snack-based priorities.
👑 One size fits most
🍟 100% fry-loyal foam and mesh
💖 Pinker than your ex’s jealous rage
Skip the drama. Save the ketchup. Rock the fries.
• 100% polyester front
• 100% polyester mesh back
• Thicker and heavier fabric, laminated with high-density, non-toxic foam
• Structured, 5-panel cap, high-profile
• 8 rows of stitching on a pre-curved visor
• Seamless foam front panel with lining
• Matching fabric undervisor
• Matching color braid and sweatband
• Adjustable plastic snap
• One size fits most
