I Exist Without My Consent Unisex Oversized Fleece-Lined Shorts
I Exist Without My Consent Fleece-Lined Shorts
Comfy, cozy, and existentially exhausted. 😮💨🖤
These heavyweight fleece-lined shorts are the soft armor you never asked for, but definitely deserve. Made from premium combed cotton with a roomy, oversized fit, they’re perfect for lounging through life’s absurdity—or just making a statement while staying warm.
✨ Why You’ll Love Them:
• Fleece lining = peak softness with main character warmth
• Oversized fit + draped shape = effortless cool
• Elastic waistband + drawstring = customizable comfort
• Side + rear pockets = carry your phone, snacks, or existential dread
Perfect for:
• Chilly days and chillier moods
• Pairing with your favorite “don’t talk to me” top
• Just vibing... reluctantly
Details:
100% combed cotton • 380g/m² heavyweight fleece
Pre-shrunk • Side seam & rear patch pockets
Coverstitched cuffs • Reactive-dyed color
Care: Cold wash inside-out. No bleach. Low tumble or hang dry. Accept nothing, including discomfort.
I Exist Without My Consent Fleece-Lined Shorts
Comfy, cozy, and existentially exhausted. 😮💨🖤
These heavyweight fleece-lined shorts are the soft armor you never asked for, but definitely deserve. Made from premium combed cotton with a roomy, oversized fit, they’re perfect for lounging through life’s absurdity—or just making a statement while staying warm.
✨ Why You’ll Love Them:
• Fleece lining = peak softness with main character warmth
• Oversized fit + draped shape = effortless cool
• Elastic waistband + drawstring = customizable comfort
• Side + rear pockets = carry your phone, snacks, or existential dread
Perfect for:
• Chilly days and chillier moods
• Pairing with your favorite “don’t talk to me” top
• Just vibing... reluctantly
Details:
100% combed cotton • 380g/m² heavyweight fleece
Pre-shrunk • Side seam & rear patch pockets
Coverstitched cuffs • Reactive-dyed color
Care: Cold wash inside-out. No bleach. Low tumble or hang dry. Accept nothing, including discomfort.
I Exist Without My Consent Fleece-Lined Shorts
Comfy, cozy, and existentially exhausted. 😮💨🖤
These heavyweight fleece-lined shorts are the soft armor you never asked for, but definitely deserve. Made from premium combed cotton with a roomy, oversized fit, they’re perfect for lounging through life’s absurdity—or just making a statement while staying warm.
✨ Why You’ll Love Them:
• Fleece lining = peak softness with main character warmth
• Oversized fit + draped shape = effortless cool
• Elastic waistband + drawstring = customizable comfort
• Side + rear pockets = carry your phone, snacks, or existential dread
Perfect for:
• Chilly days and chillier moods
• Pairing with your favorite “don’t talk to me” top
• Just vibing... reluctantly
Details:
100% combed cotton • 380g/m² heavyweight fleece
Pre-shrunk • Side seam & rear patch pockets
Coverstitched cuffs • Reactive-dyed color
Care: Cold wash inside-out. No bleach. Low tumble or hang dry. Accept nothing, including discomfort.
