Product Description
Sip your existential dread in style. The I Exist Without My Consent™ Glossy Mug pairs a jet-black shine with a neon-smiley reminder that you never asked to be here—yet here you are, caffeinating anyway.
Premium ceramic build – lead- & BPA-free, sturdy enough for daily doom-scrolling.
Gloss-black finish – sleek backdrop for the bold pink circle and hi-vis smiley.
Microwave + dishwasher safe – because life’s too short for handwashing and cold coffee.
Two sizes – 11 oz for quick jolts, 15 oz for long existential debates with yourself.
Morning coffee, midnight tea, or any beverage that fuels your reluctant existence.
Desk décor that says, “I’m here, but not voluntarily.”
Gifting to friends who thrive on irony and hot drinks.
Specs
• Sizes: 11 oz (3.85″ h) | 15 oz (4.7″ h)
• Material: Glossy ceramic
• Care: Dishwasher & microwave safe
Raise a cup to reluctant living—because if you’re going to exist without consent, you might as well do it caffeinated.
Product Description
Sip your existential dread in style. The I Exist Without My Consent™ Glossy Mug pairs a jet-black shine with a neon-smiley reminder that you never asked to be here—yet here you are, caffeinating anyway.
Premium ceramic build – lead- & BPA-free, sturdy enough for daily doom-scrolling.
Gloss-black finish – sleek backdrop for the bold pink circle and hi-vis smiley.
Microwave + dishwasher safe – because life’s too short for handwashing and cold coffee.
Two sizes – 11 oz for quick jolts, 15 oz for long existential debates with yourself.
Morning coffee, midnight tea, or any beverage that fuels your reluctant existence.
Desk décor that says, “I’m here, but not voluntarily.”
Gifting to friends who thrive on irony and hot drinks.
Specs
• Sizes: 11 oz (3.85″ h) | 15 oz (4.7″ h)
• Material: Glossy ceramic
• Care: Dishwasher & microwave safe
Raise a cup to reluctant living—because if you’re going to exist without consent, you might as well do it caffeinated.
