Product Description
Say it louder—but make it fashion. The I Exist Without My Consent™ Vintage Dad Hat pairs peak existential sass with perfectly faded, 100 % cotton twill. A neon-yellow smiley sits inside a pastel pink circle that bluntly states the obvious: you never agreed to this whole “existing” thing—yet here you are, accessorizing like a champ.
Authentic acid-wash finish – every hat is uniquely distressed for that lived-in, indie-film vibe.
Unstructured low-profile crown – keeps the silhouette relaxed and effortlessly cool.
Adjustable brass-buckle strap – one size fits most heads, hairdos, and existential crises.
Bold printed patch – neon smiley + “I Exist Without My Consent” txt = instant conversation starter (or ender).
Soft, breathable cotton – comfy enough for dodging texts, dissociating in cafés, or narrating life like a tragic rom-com.
• 100 % vintage-washed cotton twill
• Unstructured 6-panel dad-cap build
• Pre-curved visor with matching undervisor
• Six embroidered eyelets for ventilation
• Antique brass buckle closure
Because you may not have signed up for existence, but you can still accessorize accordingly. Throw it on, tune out the small talk, and thrive—ironically.
Product Description
Say it louder—but make it fashion. The I Exist Without My Consent™ Vintage Dad Hat pairs peak existential sass with perfectly faded, 100 % cotton twill. A neon-yellow smiley sits inside a pastel pink circle that bluntly states the obvious: you never agreed to this whole “existing” thing—yet here you are, accessorizing like a champ.
Authentic acid-wash finish – every hat is uniquely distressed for that lived-in, indie-film vibe.
Unstructured low-profile crown – keeps the silhouette relaxed and effortlessly cool.
Adjustable brass-buckle strap – one size fits most heads, hairdos, and existential crises.
Bold printed patch – neon smiley + “I Exist Without My Consent” txt = instant conversation starter (or ender).
Soft, breathable cotton – comfy enough for dodging texts, dissociating in cafés, or narrating life like a tragic rom-com.
• 100 % vintage-washed cotton twill
• Unstructured 6-panel dad-cap build
• Pre-curved visor with matching undervisor
• Six embroidered eyelets for ventilation
• Antique brass buckle closure
Because you may not have signed up for existence, but you can still accessorize accordingly. Throw it on, tune out the small talk, and thrive—ironically.
