Product Description
Question reality from the fairway to the coffee shop. The I Exist Without My Consent™ Golf Rope Cap combines retro golf-rope styling with a neon-smiley patch that bluntly states what you’re too tired to explain: you never asked to be here—but you still look iconic.
Vintage rope detail – classic 80s golf-cap aesthetic meets modern moody rebellion.
Soft, washed cotton twill – breathable 100 % cotton feels broken-in from day one.
Bold printed patch – high-contrast “I Exist Without My Consent” circle graphic turns heads without embroidery bulk.
Unstructured low-profile crown – relaxed fit delivers effortless IDGAF energy.
Adjust-on-the-fly strap – antique buckle lets one size fit every existential crisis.
• 100 % vintage-washed cotton twill
• Retro rope accent across pre-curved visor
• Six embroidered eyelets for ventilation
• Low-profile, unstructured 5-panel build
• Adjustable metal buckle closure
Throw it on for the irony, keep it on for the aesthetic—because if you’re going to spiral, you might as well look good doing it. 🌀
Product Description
Question reality from the fairway to the coffee shop. The I Exist Without My Consent™ Golf Rope Cap combines retro golf-rope styling with a neon-smiley patch that bluntly states what you’re too tired to explain: you never asked to be here—but you still look iconic.
Vintage rope detail – classic 80s golf-cap aesthetic meets modern moody rebellion.
Soft, washed cotton twill – breathable 100 % cotton feels broken-in from day one.
Bold printed patch – high-contrast “I Exist Without My Consent” circle graphic turns heads without embroidery bulk.
Unstructured low-profile crown – relaxed fit delivers effortless IDGAF energy.
Adjust-on-the-fly strap – antique buckle lets one size fit every existential crisis.
• 100 % vintage-washed cotton twill
• Retro rope accent across pre-curved visor
• Six embroidered eyelets for ventilation
• Low-profile, unstructured 5-panel build
• Adjustable metal buckle closure
Throw it on for the irony, keep it on for the aesthetic—because if you’re going to spiral, you might as well look good doing it. 🌀
