Product Description
Make your existential crisis aesthetic. The I Exist Without My Consent™ Vinyl Sticker pairs a cheery neon-yellow smiley with a blunt truth you never asked to live by—literally. Printed on premium 95 µ, bubble-free vinyl, it slaps onto laptops, water bottles, phone cases, or therapy journals with vivid color and zero apologies.
High-opacity film – bold pink ring and sharp black lettering stay vibrant without show-through on dark surfaces.
Durable vinyl – scratch-resistant, waterproof, and built to survive daily doom-scrolling.
Bubble-free backing – peel, place, smooth; existential angst installed in seconds.
Indoor versatility – ideal for tech, notebooks, mirrors, or any surface that needs a sarcastic reminder.
Application Tips
Clean and dry surface completely. Peel sticker, apply from one edge, smooth outward to banish bubbles. Question reality—cutely.
Because you may not have signed up for existence, but you can still decorate it.
Product Description
Make your existential crisis aesthetic. The I Exist Without My Consent™ Vinyl Sticker pairs a cheery neon-yellow smiley with a blunt truth you never asked to live by—literally. Printed on premium 95 µ, bubble-free vinyl, it slaps onto laptops, water bottles, phone cases, or therapy journals with vivid color and zero apologies.
High-opacity film – bold pink ring and sharp black lettering stay vibrant without show-through on dark surfaces.
Durable vinyl – scratch-resistant, waterproof, and built to survive daily doom-scrolling.
Bubble-free backing – peel, place, smooth; existential angst installed in seconds.
Indoor versatility – ideal for tech, notebooks, mirrors, or any surface that needs a sarcastic reminder.
Application Tips
Clean and dry surface completely. Peel sticker, apply from one edge, smooth outward to banish bubbles. Question reality—cutely.
Because you may not have signed up for existence, but you can still decorate it.
