Certified Girl Math Expert Unisex Regular Fit Tee

Certified Girl Math Expert Tee

Welcome to the Ivy League of delusion. 💅📊🧮

From “It’s under $5, so it doesn’t count” to “Afterpay isn’t real money,” this tee is your official uniform for emotionally driven economics and flawless fake math.

✨ Features:
• Soft, breathable cotton = gentle on you and your credit score
• Regular unisex fit = comfort while calculating chaos
• Bold print = because your Girl Math degree deserves recognition

💁‍♀️ Perfect For:
• Justifying concert tickets from 3 paychecks ago
• Doing mental gymnastics in the checkout line
• Explaining why buying coffee after a return = net profit

It’s not just a tee—it’s a certified badge of financial creativity.
In Girl Math, the vibes are strong and the numbers are optional. 💸✨

Details:
100% cotton • 220g/m² • Pre-shrunk
Tubular fit • Ribbed collar • Double-stitched
Care: Cold wash inside-out. Hang dry. Shop smart(ish).