Product Description
Graduated with honors in Retail Reasoning? Flaunt your diploma. The Certified Girl Math Expert™ Tee turns every “it was on sale, so I actually made money” moment into street-ready style. Printed in creamy bubble lettering beside a teal throwback calculator, this mid-weight cotton tee is the perfect uniform for breaking down financial “facts” like:
$200 on sale for $150 = you earned $50
Gift-card cash = free money
Anything under $5 = basically $0
Klarna = future-you’s problem
Premium feel – 220 g/m², 100 % combed cotton is pre-shrunk, breathable, and soft enough for marathon cart-building.
Regular unisex cut – tubular body, ribbed crew neck, and set-in sleeves flatter every certified genius.
Stay-bright print – reactive dye + high-density DTG ink keep neons loud wash after wash.
Built for repeat hauls – double-stitched collar, cuffs, and hem withstand endless “add to bag” clicks.
Tag-free comfort – no itching while you justify that brunch budget.
Retail therapy “investment” trips
Brunch budgeting with the squad
Declaring sale math as actual math
Care: Machine-wash cold, inside-out. Skip bleach, hang dry or tumble low. Keep the math fake and the vibes real. 💅🧮💸
Product Description
Graduated with honors in Retail Reasoning? Flaunt your diploma. The Certified Girl Math Expert™ Tee turns every “it was on sale, so I actually made money” moment into street-ready style. Printed in creamy bubble lettering beside a teal throwback calculator, this mid-weight cotton tee is the perfect uniform for breaking down financial “facts” like:
$200 on sale for $150 = you earned $50
Gift-card cash = free money
Anything under $5 = basically $0
Klarna = future-you’s problem
Premium feel – 220 g/m², 100 % combed cotton is pre-shrunk, breathable, and soft enough for marathon cart-building.
Regular unisex cut – tubular body, ribbed crew neck, and set-in sleeves flatter every certified genius.
Stay-bright print – reactive dye + high-density DTG ink keep neons loud wash after wash.
Built for repeat hauls – double-stitched collar, cuffs, and hem withstand endless “add to bag” clicks.
Tag-free comfort – no itching while you justify that brunch budget.
Retail therapy “investment” trips
Brunch budgeting with the squad
Declaring sale math as actual math
Care: Machine-wash cold, inside-out. Skip bleach, hang dry or tumble low. Keep the math fake and the vibes real. 💅🧮💸
