Certified Girl Math Expert Unisex Drawstring Hoodie
Certified Girl Math Expert Hoodie
Where the math is fake, but the confidence is real. 💸📊✨
Wrap yourself in warmth and delusion with this fleece-lined hoodie, perfect for late-night shopping rationalizations and emotionally charged budgeting. Because spending $50 to “save” on shipping is a power move—and you know it.
✨ Features:
• Oversized fit for max comfort + mental gymnastics
• Drawstrings for adjusting your life choices
• Kangaroo pocket = snacks, receipts, and retail regret
• Bold print = honorary Girl Math degree
💅 Perfect For:
• Rounding $47.99 to “basically free”
• Explaining how returns = profit
• Justifying a $200 haul with “vibes”
This isn’t just a hoodie—it’s a financial fantasy support system.
Because in Girl Math, the limit does not exist. 🧮🛍️💁♀️
Details:
100% cotton • Fleece-lined • 380g/m²
Oversized fit • Pre-shrunk • Double-stitched for durability
Care: Wash inside-out, cold, low heat. No bleach. Just brilliance.
Certified Girl Math Expert Hoodie
Where the math is fake, but the confidence is real. 💸📊✨
Wrap yourself in warmth and delusion with this fleece-lined hoodie, perfect for late-night shopping rationalizations and emotionally charged budgeting. Because spending $50 to “save” on shipping is a power move—and you know it.
✨ Features:
• Oversized fit for max comfort + mental gymnastics
• Drawstrings for adjusting your life choices
• Kangaroo pocket = snacks, receipts, and retail regret
• Bold print = honorary Girl Math degree
💅 Perfect For:
• Rounding $47.99 to “basically free”
• Explaining how returns = profit
• Justifying a $200 haul with “vibes”
This isn’t just a hoodie—it’s a financial fantasy support system.
Because in Girl Math, the limit does not exist. 🧮🛍️💁♀️
Details:
100% cotton • Fleece-lined • 380g/m²
Oversized fit • Pre-shrunk • Double-stitched for durability
Care: Wash inside-out, cold, low heat. No bleach. Just brilliance.
Certified Girl Math Expert Hoodie
Where the math is fake, but the confidence is real. 💸📊✨
Wrap yourself in warmth and delusion with this fleece-lined hoodie, perfect for late-night shopping rationalizations and emotionally charged budgeting. Because spending $50 to “save” on shipping is a power move—and you know it.
✨ Features:
• Oversized fit for max comfort + mental gymnastics
• Drawstrings for adjusting your life choices
• Kangaroo pocket = snacks, receipts, and retail regret
• Bold print = honorary Girl Math degree
💅 Perfect For:
• Rounding $47.99 to “basically free”
• Explaining how returns = profit
• Justifying a $200 haul with “vibes”
This isn’t just a hoodie—it’s a financial fantasy support system.
Because in Girl Math, the limit does not exist. 🧮🛍️💁♀️
Details:
100% cotton • Fleece-lined • 380g/m²
Oversized fit • Pre-shrunk • Double-stitched for durability
Care: Wash inside-out, cold, low heat. No bleach. Just brilliance.
