Certified Girl Math Expert™ Hoodie – Unisex Oversized 380 g/m² Fleece Sweatshirt, Retro Calculator Graphic 💸✨

$110.00

Product Description

Where the math is creative and the confidence is undeniable. The Certified Girl Math Expert™ Hoodie swaddles you in plush, 380 g/m² cotton fleece while bubble-cream lettering and a teal throw-back calculator announce your mastery of sale-rack statistics, shipping-fee sorcery, and return-as-income algebra.

Why it calculates

  • Heavyweight hug – pre-shrunk, 100 % cotton fleece keeps you toasty through late-night cart edits.

  • Oversized silhouette – drop shoulders + roomy body for maximum comfort and mental gymnastics.

  • Drawcord hood – pull up for dramatic budgeting exits or quick math anonymity.

  • Snack-stash pocket – kangaroo style for receipts, gloss, and retail “regrets.”

  • Bold diploma graphic – cream bubble font stays bright against the black backdrop wash after wash.

  • Built to outlast pay-later plans – double-stitched seams and ribbed cuffs/hem keep shape through every haul.

Perfect for

  • Rounding $47.99 down to “basically free.”

  • Explaining how buying two saves money (somehow).

  • Cozy spreadsheets of future Klarna installments.

Fabric & Care
380 g/m² pre-shrunk cotton fleece. Machine-wash cold, inside-out; tumble low or hang dry. Keep the vibe bold and the math visionary.

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Product Description

Where the math is creative and the confidence is undeniable. The Certified Girl Math Expert™ Hoodie swaddles you in plush, 380 g/m² cotton fleece while bubble-cream lettering and a teal throw-back calculator announce your mastery of sale-rack statistics, shipping-fee sorcery, and return-as-income algebra.

Why it calculates

  • Heavyweight hug – pre-shrunk, 100 % cotton fleece keeps you toasty through late-night cart edits.

  • Oversized silhouette – drop shoulders + roomy body for maximum comfort and mental gymnastics.

  • Drawcord hood – pull up for dramatic budgeting exits or quick math anonymity.

  • Snack-stash pocket – kangaroo style for receipts, gloss, and retail “regrets.”

  • Bold diploma graphic – cream bubble font stays bright against the black backdrop wash after wash.

  • Built to outlast pay-later plans – double-stitched seams and ribbed cuffs/hem keep shape through every haul.

Perfect for

  • Rounding $47.99 down to “basically free.”

  • Explaining how buying two saves money (somehow).

  • Cozy spreadsheets of future Klarna installments.

Fabric & Care
380 g/m² pre-shrunk cotton fleece. Machine-wash cold, inside-out; tumble low or hang dry. Keep the vibe bold and the math visionary.