





Certified Girl Math Expert™ Hoodie – Unisex Oversized 380 g/m² Fleece Sweatshirt, Retro Calculator Graphic 💸✨
Product Description
Where the math is creative and the confidence is undeniable. The Certified Girl Math Expert™ Hoodie swaddles you in plush, 380 g/m² cotton fleece while bubble-cream lettering and a teal throw-back calculator announce your mastery of sale-rack statistics, shipping-fee sorcery, and return-as-income algebra.
Why it calculates
Heavyweight hug – pre-shrunk, 100 % cotton fleece keeps you toasty through late-night cart edits.
Oversized silhouette – drop shoulders + roomy body for maximum comfort and mental gymnastics.
Drawcord hood – pull up for dramatic budgeting exits or quick math anonymity.
Snack-stash pocket – kangaroo style for receipts, gloss, and retail “regrets.”
Bold diploma graphic – cream bubble font stays bright against the black backdrop wash after wash.
Built to outlast pay-later plans – double-stitched seams and ribbed cuffs/hem keep shape through every haul.
Perfect for
Rounding $47.99 down to “basically free.”
Explaining how buying two saves money (somehow).
Cozy spreadsheets of future Klarna installments.
Fabric & Care
380 g/m² pre-shrunk cotton fleece. Machine-wash cold, inside-out; tumble low or hang dry. Keep the vibe bold and the math visionary.
Product Description
Where the math is creative and the confidence is undeniable. The Certified Girl Math Expert™ Hoodie swaddles you in plush, 380 g/m² cotton fleece while bubble-cream lettering and a teal throw-back calculator announce your mastery of sale-rack statistics, shipping-fee sorcery, and return-as-income algebra.
Why it calculates
Heavyweight hug – pre-shrunk, 100 % cotton fleece keeps you toasty through late-night cart edits.
Oversized silhouette – drop shoulders + roomy body for maximum comfort and mental gymnastics.
Drawcord hood – pull up for dramatic budgeting exits or quick math anonymity.
Snack-stash pocket – kangaroo style for receipts, gloss, and retail “regrets.”
Bold diploma graphic – cream bubble font stays bright against the black backdrop wash after wash.
Built to outlast pay-later plans – double-stitched seams and ribbed cuffs/hem keep shape through every haul.
Perfect for
Rounding $47.99 down to “basically free.”
Explaining how buying two saves money (somehow).
Cozy spreadsheets of future Klarna installments.
Fabric & Care
380 g/m² pre-shrunk cotton fleece. Machine-wash cold, inside-out; tumble low or hang dry. Keep the vibe bold and the math visionary.
