I Bruise Like A Peach Unisex Baggy Sweatpants
Soft, sensitive, and slightly dramatic — just like you at 2AM overthinking a text from 3 days ago. The I Bruise Like A Peach Unisex Baggy Sweatpants are the ultimate comfy companion for emotionally fragile legends everywhere.
Made with plush fabric and a fit looser than your grip on reality during Mercury retrograde, these sweatpants are designed for maximum comfort and minimum confrontation. Whether you're bruised from bumping into the coffee table again or from someone using the wrong tone in a text — these pants get it.
👖 Features:
Baggy fit so you can disappear into your own softness like a cozy burrito of feelings
Elastic waistband for when your emotional state is bloated, overwhelmed, or both
Peachy graphic that warns the world: handle with snacks and kindness
Perfect for:
Dramatically collapsing onto your bed for no reason
Emotional support lounging
Letting your pants scream “I’m fine” while your face says otherwise
These aren’t just sweatpants — they’re your personal therapy session, snack carrier, and subtle cry for help rolled into one.
Because if you're going to be emotionally squishy, you might as well be comfortable. 🍑🛋️🥲
Drawstring
Elastic waist and cuffs
Side and rear pockets
Oversized tapered fit
100% combed cotton
Terry
20 count plain weave
Pre-shrunk
Reactive-dyed for longer-lasting color
Fabric weight: 380g/m²
3-tiered topstiched waistband
Drawstring with aglets
Slanted side pockets
Rear patch pocket
Wash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, and bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).
Soft, sensitive, and slightly dramatic — just like you at 2AM overthinking a text from 3 days ago. The I Bruise Like A Peach Unisex Baggy Sweatpants are the ultimate comfy companion for emotionally fragile legends everywhere.
Made with plush fabric and a fit looser than your grip on reality during Mercury retrograde, these sweatpants are designed for maximum comfort and minimum confrontation. Whether you're bruised from bumping into the coffee table again or from someone using the wrong tone in a text — these pants get it.
👖 Features:
Baggy fit so you can disappear into your own softness like a cozy burrito of feelings
Elastic waistband for when your emotional state is bloated, overwhelmed, or both
Peachy graphic that warns the world: handle with snacks and kindness
Perfect for:
Dramatically collapsing onto your bed for no reason
Emotional support lounging
Letting your pants scream “I’m fine” while your face says otherwise
These aren’t just sweatpants — they’re your personal therapy session, snack carrier, and subtle cry for help rolled into one.
Because if you're going to be emotionally squishy, you might as well be comfortable. 🍑🛋️🥲
Drawstring
Elastic waist and cuffs
Side and rear pockets
Oversized tapered fit
100% combed cotton
Terry
20 count plain weave
Pre-shrunk
Reactive-dyed for longer-lasting color
Fabric weight: 380g/m²
3-tiered topstiched waistband
Drawstring with aglets
Slanted side pockets
Rear patch pocket
Wash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, and bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).
Soft, sensitive, and slightly dramatic — just like you at 2AM overthinking a text from 3 days ago. The I Bruise Like A Peach Unisex Baggy Sweatpants are the ultimate comfy companion for emotionally fragile legends everywhere.
Made with plush fabric and a fit looser than your grip on reality during Mercury retrograde, these sweatpants are designed for maximum comfort and minimum confrontation. Whether you're bruised from bumping into the coffee table again or from someone using the wrong tone in a text — these pants get it.
👖 Features:
Baggy fit so you can disappear into your own softness like a cozy burrito of feelings
Elastic waistband for when your emotional state is bloated, overwhelmed, or both
Peachy graphic that warns the world: handle with snacks and kindness
Perfect for:
Dramatically collapsing onto your bed for no reason
Emotional support lounging
Letting your pants scream “I’m fine” while your face says otherwise
These aren’t just sweatpants — they’re your personal therapy session, snack carrier, and subtle cry for help rolled into one.
Because if you're going to be emotionally squishy, you might as well be comfortable. 🍑🛋️🥲
Drawstring
Elastic waist and cuffs
Side and rear pockets
Oversized tapered fit
100% combed cotton
Terry
20 count plain weave
Pre-shrunk
Reactive-dyed for longer-lasting color
Fabric weight: 380g/m²
3-tiered topstiched waistband
Drawstring with aglets
Slanted side pockets
Rear patch pocket
Wash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, and bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).
