Certified In Girl Math Unisex Faded Baggy Sweatpants
Slip into the comfiest equation you’ll ever wear — the Certified in Girl Math Faded Baggy Sweatpants. These ultra-soft, delightfully oversized pants are here to support your most advanced financial theories, like “if I wear these every day, the cost-per-wear is basically zero.”
With a perfectly lived-in faded look and a fit baggier than your sense of budgeting, these sweatpants are ideal for lounging, online shopping, and aggressively justifying why $120 worth of skincare was “basically free” because you used a promo code.
Key features:
Elastic waistband for maximum stretch and minimum shame
Deep pockets for snacks, receipts, and emotional contradictions
Faded finish, because your patience for logical math has also faded
Perfect for:
Doing math in your head that sounds fake but feels right
Saying “I deserve this” before checking your bank app and immediately closing it
Wearing to your next "we’re not spending money this weekend" outing that somehow costs $87
These aren’t just sweatpants — they’re proof of expertise in a system where shipping fees are personal attacks and everything under $20 is free.
Because in Girl Math, comfort is currency — and these sweatpants are rich. 💸🧮🍟
Drawstring
Elastic waist and cuffs
Side and rear pockets
Washed effect
Oversized tapered fit
100% combed cotton
Terry
32 count plain weave
Pre-shrunk
Washed and easy to fade
Fabric weight: 420g/m²
3-tiered topstiched waistband
Frayed drawstring
Mock fly-front
Slanted side pockets
Rear patch pockets
Wash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, and bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉). Slight bleeding may occur during the first wash. It’s best to wash like-colored garments together.
Slip into the comfiest equation you’ll ever wear — the Certified in Girl Math Faded Baggy Sweatpants. These ultra-soft, delightfully oversized pants are here to support your most advanced financial theories, like “if I wear these every day, the cost-per-wear is basically zero.”
With a perfectly lived-in faded look and a fit baggier than your sense of budgeting, these sweatpants are ideal for lounging, online shopping, and aggressively justifying why $120 worth of skincare was “basically free” because you used a promo code.
Key features:
Elastic waistband for maximum stretch and minimum shame
Deep pockets for snacks, receipts, and emotional contradictions
Faded finish, because your patience for logical math has also faded
Perfect for:
Doing math in your head that sounds fake but feels right
Saying “I deserve this” before checking your bank app and immediately closing it
Wearing to your next "we’re not spending money this weekend" outing that somehow costs $87
These aren’t just sweatpants — they’re proof of expertise in a system where shipping fees are personal attacks and everything under $20 is free.
Because in Girl Math, comfort is currency — and these sweatpants are rich. 💸🧮🍟
Drawstring
Elastic waist and cuffs
Side and rear pockets
Washed effect
Oversized tapered fit
100% combed cotton
Terry
32 count plain weave
Pre-shrunk
Washed and easy to fade
Fabric weight: 420g/m²
3-tiered topstiched waistband
Frayed drawstring
Mock fly-front
Slanted side pockets
Rear patch pockets
Wash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, and bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉). Slight bleeding may occur during the first wash. It’s best to wash like-colored garments together.
Slip into the comfiest equation you’ll ever wear — the Certified in Girl Math Faded Baggy Sweatpants. These ultra-soft, delightfully oversized pants are here to support your most advanced financial theories, like “if I wear these every day, the cost-per-wear is basically zero.”
With a perfectly lived-in faded look and a fit baggier than your sense of budgeting, these sweatpants are ideal for lounging, online shopping, and aggressively justifying why $120 worth of skincare was “basically free” because you used a promo code.
Key features:
Elastic waistband for maximum stretch and minimum shame
Deep pockets for snacks, receipts, and emotional contradictions
Faded finish, because your patience for logical math has also faded
Perfect for:
Doing math in your head that sounds fake but feels right
Saying “I deserve this” before checking your bank app and immediately closing it
Wearing to your next "we’re not spending money this weekend" outing that somehow costs $87
These aren’t just sweatpants — they’re proof of expertise in a system where shipping fees are personal attacks and everything under $20 is free.
Because in Girl Math, comfort is currency — and these sweatpants are rich. 💸🧮🍟
Drawstring
Elastic waist and cuffs
Side and rear pockets
Washed effect
Oversized tapered fit
100% combed cotton
Terry
32 count plain weave
Pre-shrunk
Washed and easy to fade
Fabric weight: 420g/m²
3-tiered topstiched waistband
Frayed drawstring
Mock fly-front
Slanted side pockets
Rear patch pockets
Wash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, and bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉). Slight bleeding may occur during the first wash. It’s best to wash like-colored garments together.
