Certified Girl Math Expert Unisex Drawstring Hoodie
Congratulations — you've officially earned your degree in Girl Math, and now you’ve got the hoodie to prove it. The Certified Girl Math Expert Unisex Drawstring Cotton Hoodie is here to keep you warm while you confidently explain why buying something on sale is technically making money.
Crafted from soft, breathable cotton and infused with 100% financial delusion, this hoodie is perfect for cozying up while calculating how many coffees = one pair of shoes (answer: irrelevant, just buy them).
Highlights include:
A comfy drawstring hood for dramatic exits from the group chat
Kangaroo pocket to store receipts, lip gloss, and your moral flexibility
Unisex fit for all champions of questionable accounting
Wear it while:
Explaining why your credit card doesn’t count if you don’t check the balance
Doing mental math at Target and rounding everything down
Saying, “I returned something last week, so technically I have $80 to spend”
This hoodie isn’t just fashion — it’s a lifestyle, a degree, and a warm hug from your inner finance queen.
Because in Girl Math, the only thing that matters is the vibes. 💅📈🍟
Oversized fit
Kangaroo pocket
Fleece-lined
Drawcord-adjustable hood
100% cotton
Fleece lining
Pre-shrunk
Reactive-dyed for longer-lasting color
Fabric weight: 380g/m²
Side-seamed construction
Taped neck
Double-stitched ribbed cuffs and hem
Drawstring with aglets
Wash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, and bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).
Congratulations — you've officially earned your degree in Girl Math, and now you’ve got the hoodie to prove it. The Certified Girl Math Expert Unisex Drawstring Cotton Hoodie is here to keep you warm while you confidently explain why buying something on sale is technically making money.
Crafted from soft, breathable cotton and infused with 100% financial delusion, this hoodie is perfect for cozying up while calculating how many coffees = one pair of shoes (answer: irrelevant, just buy them).
Highlights include:
A comfy drawstring hood for dramatic exits from the group chat
Kangaroo pocket to store receipts, lip gloss, and your moral flexibility
Unisex fit for all champions of questionable accounting
Wear it while:
Explaining why your credit card doesn’t count if you don’t check the balance
Doing mental math at Target and rounding everything down
Saying, “I returned something last week, so technically I have $80 to spend”
This hoodie isn’t just fashion — it’s a lifestyle, a degree, and a warm hug from your inner finance queen.
Because in Girl Math, the only thing that matters is the vibes. 💅📈🍟
Oversized fit
Kangaroo pocket
Fleece-lined
Drawcord-adjustable hood
100% cotton
Fleece lining
Pre-shrunk
Reactive-dyed for longer-lasting color
Fabric weight: 380g/m²
Side-seamed construction
Taped neck
Double-stitched ribbed cuffs and hem
Drawstring with aglets
Wash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, and bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).
Congratulations — you've officially earned your degree in Girl Math, and now you’ve got the hoodie to prove it. The Certified Girl Math Expert Unisex Drawstring Cotton Hoodie is here to keep you warm while you confidently explain why buying something on sale is technically making money.
Crafted from soft, breathable cotton and infused with 100% financial delusion, this hoodie is perfect for cozying up while calculating how many coffees = one pair of shoes (answer: irrelevant, just buy them).
Highlights include:
A comfy drawstring hood for dramatic exits from the group chat
Kangaroo pocket to store receipts, lip gloss, and your moral flexibility
Unisex fit for all champions of questionable accounting
Wear it while:
Explaining why your credit card doesn’t count if you don’t check the balance
Doing mental math at Target and rounding everything down
Saying, “I returned something last week, so technically I have $80 to spend”
This hoodie isn’t just fashion — it’s a lifestyle, a degree, and a warm hug from your inner finance queen.
Because in Girl Math, the only thing that matters is the vibes. 💅📈🍟
Oversized fit
Kangaroo pocket
Fleece-lined
Drawcord-adjustable hood
100% cotton
Fleece lining
Pre-shrunk
Reactive-dyed for longer-lasting color
Fabric weight: 380g/m²
Side-seamed construction
Taped neck
Double-stitched ribbed cuffs and hem
Drawstring with aglets
Wash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, and bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).
