Certified Girl Math Expert Unisex Drawstring Hoodie

Slip into the coziest form of denial with the Certified Girl Math Expert Hoodie — the official uniform for solving life's problems using logic that defies physics, finance, and common sense.

Crafted from soft, warm fabric and powered by emotionally charged shopping decisions, this hoodie proudly declares your status as a top-tier mathematician in the prestigious field of Girl Math — where spending $50 to get free shipping saves money, and splitting the bill means your meal was basically free.

Perks include:

• Drawstrings for adjusting your hoodie and pulling together your financial reality

• A spacious front pocket for snacks, receipts, and unpaid emotional labor

• Unisex fit, perfect for anyone fluent in mental cartwheels and TikTok economics

Perfect for:

• Mentally rounding down $47.99 to “like, $30”

• Telling your friends, “I made money today” after returning a $300 impulse buy

• Sitting on your couch explaining to no one how buying two lattes somehow justifies a $200 Sephora haul

This hoodie isn’t just soft — it’s scientifically proven to boost confidence in fake financial theories.
Because in Girl Math, vibes are priceless and everything else is “technically free.” 💸📉✨

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• Oversized fit

• Kangaroo pocket

• Fleece-lined

• Drawcord-adjustable hood

• 100% cotton

• Fleece lining

• Pre-shrunk

• Reactive-dyed for longer-lasting color

• Fabric weight: 380g/m²

• Side-seamed construction

• Taped neck

• Double-stitched ribbed cuffs and hem

• Drawstring with aglets

Wash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, and bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).