Water Me or Leave Me Alone Unisex Hoodie 🌼 Disco Plant Drama Fit

$120.00

Embrace your emotional houseplant era. This ultra-soft oversized hoodie features a pouty pastel flower under a disco ball — because hydration is self-care and boundaries are the new black.

Aesthetic: Therapy-core meets flower child with abandonment issues

Why It Slaps:

  • 440g/m² heavyweight cotton – Thick enough to hide from your problems
  • Oversized fit – For max comfort and minimal expectations
  • Washed effect – Vintage vibes without the thrift store smell
  • Double-stitched durability – Because breakdowns shouldn’t include your hoodie

Best For:

  • Watering yourself and your plants
  • Crying at a party (but cutely)
  • Making seasonal depression your whole personality

Wash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, and bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).

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Embrace your emotional houseplant era. This ultra-soft oversized hoodie features a pouty pastel flower under a disco ball — because hydration is self-care and boundaries are the new black.

Aesthetic: Therapy-core meets flower child with abandonment issues

Why It Slaps:

  • 440g/m² heavyweight cotton – Thick enough to hide from your problems
  • Oversized fit – For max comfort and minimal expectations
  • Washed effect – Vintage vibes without the thrift store smell
  • Double-stitched durability – Because breakdowns shouldn’t include your hoodie

Best For:

  • Watering yourself and your plants
  • Crying at a party (but cutely)
  • Making seasonal depression your whole personality

Wash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, and bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).