Toss Your Old Milk Unisex Tee 🥛🫠 (Classic Gray Meltdown Edition)
$50.00
Serving sour milk and fresh perspective. This classic tee features your fave emotionally unstable carton in a gloomy spiral—just like your taste in situationships. Keep it cozy, keep it cute, and definitely toss whatever’s expired (literal or emotional).
Aesthetic: Sad dairy meets sad boi summer
Why It Slaps:
Sirospun softness – Like therapy, but wearable
Pre-shrunk & reactive-dyed – Lasts longer than your last situationship
Classic silhouette – Clean fit, messy vibes
Just stretchy enough – For running from red flags or into your ex
Best For:
Dramatic exits
Hot girl healing
Milk that's way past its prime
Soft grunge summer
Fabric Weight: 180g/m² — slightly heavier than Softstyle for that extra comfort
Wash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, and bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).
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Serving sour milk and fresh perspective. This classic tee features your fave emotionally unstable carton in a gloomy spiral—just like your taste in situationships. Keep it cozy, keep it cute, and definitely toss whatever’s expired (literal or emotional).
Aesthetic: Sad dairy meets sad boi summer
Why It Slaps:
Sirospun softness – Like therapy, but wearable
Pre-shrunk & reactive-dyed – Lasts longer than your last situationship
Classic silhouette – Clean fit, messy vibes
Just stretchy enough – For running from red flags or into your ex
Best For:
Dramatic exits
Hot girl healing
Milk that's way past its prime
Soft grunge summer
Fabric Weight: 180g/m² — slightly heavier than Softstyle for that extra comfort
Wash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, and bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).
