Toss Your Old Milk Unisex Tee 🥛🫠 (Classic Gray Meltdown Edition)

$50.00

Serving sour milk and fresh perspective. This classic tee features your fave emotionally unstable carton in a gloomy spiral—just like your taste in situationships. Keep it cozy, keep it cute, and definitely toss whatever’s expired (literal or emotional).

Aesthetic: Sad dairy meets sad boi summer

Why It Slaps:

  • Sirospun softness – Like therapy, but wearable
  • Pre-shrunk & reactive-dyed – Lasts longer than your last situationship
  • Classic silhouette – Clean fit, messy vibes
  • Just stretchy enough – For running from red flags or into your ex

Best For:

  • Dramatic exits
  • Hot girl healing
  • Milk that's way past its prime
  • Soft grunge summer
  • Fabric Weight: 180g/m² — slightly heavier than Softstyle for that extra comfort

Wash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, and bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).

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Serving sour milk and fresh perspective. This classic tee features your fave emotionally unstable carton in a gloomy spiral—just like your taste in situationships. Keep it cozy, keep it cute, and definitely toss whatever’s expired (literal or emotional).

Aesthetic: Sad dairy meets sad boi summer

Why It Slaps:

  • Sirospun softness – Like therapy, but wearable
  • Pre-shrunk & reactive-dyed – Lasts longer than your last situationship
  • Classic silhouette – Clean fit, messy vibes
  • Just stretchy enough – For running from red flags or into your ex

Best For:

  • Dramatic exits
  • Hot girl healing
  • Milk that's way past its prime
  • Soft grunge summer
  • Fabric Weight: 180g/m² — slightly heavier than Softstyle for that extra comfort

Wash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, and bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).