Alt Text for Squarespace: Black t-shirt with a pink and teal cartoon skeleton lounging in a fridge with expired milk cartons. Text reads ā€œToss Your Old Milkā€ in bold pastel bubble letters.
Alt Text for Squarespace: Black t-shirt with a pink and teal cartoon skeleton lounging in a fridge with expired milk cartons. Text reads ā€œToss Your Old Milkā€ in bold pastel bubble letters.
Alt Text for Squarespace: Black t-shirt with a pink and teal cartoon skeleton lounging in a fridge with expired milk cartons. Text reads ā€œToss Your Old Milkā€ in bold pastel bubble letters.
Alt Text for Squarespace: Black t-shirt with a pink and teal cartoon skeleton lounging in a fridge with expired milk cartons. Text reads ā€œToss Your Old Milkā€ in bold pastel bubble letters.

Toss Your Old Milk Unisex Softstyle Tee šŸ„›šŸ’€ (Fridge Therapy Edition)

$45.00

Still thinkinā€™ about texting him? This tee says donā€™t even. Featuring a skeleton in slippers chillinā€™ in a fridge with expired milk and killer side-eye, itā€™s the perfect uniform for cutting ties with questionable dairy and people.

Aesthetic: Soft grunge x heartbreak humor x retro warning label

Why It Slaps:

  • Lightweight and breathable ā€“ So you can cool off after that unhinged text draft

  • Slightly stretchy ā€“ For emotional support and physical movement

  • Pre-shrunk & soft AF ā€“ Like comfort food, but cuter

  • Crisp screenprint ā€“ Because youā€™re not the only thing serving looks

Best For:

  • Overthinking at midnight

  • Romantic delusion detox

  • Summer shade-throwing

  • Closet cleanouts (emotional & literal)

    Fabric Weight: 153g/mĀ² ā€” soft and light for peak hot girl healing

Wash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, and bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30ā„ƒ or 90ā„‰).

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Still thinkinā€™ about texting him? This tee says donā€™t even. Featuring a skeleton in slippers chillinā€™ in a fridge with expired milk and killer side-eye, itā€™s the perfect uniform for cutting ties with questionable dairy and people.

Aesthetic: Soft grunge x heartbreak humor x retro warning label

Why It Slaps:

  • Lightweight and breathable ā€“ So you can cool off after that unhinged text draft

  • Slightly stretchy ā€“ For emotional support and physical movement

  • Pre-shrunk & soft AF ā€“ Like comfort food, but cuter

  • Crisp screenprint ā€“ Because youā€™re not the only thing serving looks

Best For:

  • Overthinking at midnight

  • Romantic delusion detox

  • Summer shade-throwing

  • Closet cleanouts (emotional & literal)

    Fabric Weight: 153g/mĀ² ā€” soft and light for peak hot girl healing

Wash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, and bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30ā„ƒ or 90ā„‰).

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