Beige unisex t-shirt featuring a sad cartoon milk carton with the phrase ā€œToss Your Old Milkā€ arched above it in bold letters.
Beige unisex t-shirt featuring a sad cartoon milk carton with the phrase ā€œToss Your Old Milkā€ arched above it in bold letters.
Beige unisex t-shirt featuring a sad cartoon milk carton with the phrase ā€œToss Your Old Milkā€ arched above it in bold letters.
Beige unisex t-shirt featuring a sad cartoon milk carton with the phrase ā€œToss Your Old Milkā€ arched above it in bold letters.

Toss Your Old Milk Unisex Softstyle Tee šŸ„›šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø (Beige Meltdown Edition)

$45.00

Because some thingsā€”like spoiled milk and stale relationshipsā€”just arenā€™t worth keeping. This soft-as-a-feather tee serves big ā€œIā€™m healing, but fashionablyā€ energy with a pastel carton in full emotional crisis. Say it with your chest (and your back).

Aesthetic: Creamy chaos meets pastel regret

Why It Slaps:

  • Featherlight fit ā€“ Perfect for summer meltdowns (emotional or literal)

  • Classic silhouette ā€“ Timeless like your bad decisions

  • Softstyle cotton ā€“ Like a hug from someone who actually texted back

  • Slightly stretchy ā€“ Moves with your mood swings

Best For:

  • Therapy drip

  • Oversharing at brunch

  • Breaking up via outfit

  • Closet cleanouts (emotional and literal)

Fabric Weight: 153g/mĀ² ā€” light, soft, and ready to spill

Wash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, and bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30ā„ƒ or 90ā„‰).

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Because some thingsā€”like spoiled milk and stale relationshipsā€”just arenā€™t worth keeping. This soft-as-a-feather tee serves big ā€œIā€™m healing, but fashionablyā€ energy with a pastel carton in full emotional crisis. Say it with your chest (and your back).

Aesthetic: Creamy chaos meets pastel regret

Why It Slaps:

  • Featherlight fit ā€“ Perfect for summer meltdowns (emotional or literal)

  • Classic silhouette ā€“ Timeless like your bad decisions

  • Softstyle cotton ā€“ Like a hug from someone who actually texted back

  • Slightly stretchy ā€“ Moves with your mood swings

Best For:

  • Therapy drip

  • Oversharing at brunch

  • Breaking up via outfit

  • Closet cleanouts (emotional and literal)

Fabric Weight: 153g/mĀ² ā€” light, soft, and ready to spill

Wash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, and bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30ā„ƒ or 90ā„‰).

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