Toss Your Old Milk Hoodie 🥛💔 (Emotional Expiration Date: Overdue)

$115.00

For anyone overdue on tossing their emotional baggage and their dairy. This boxy hoodie features a dramatic milk carton in meltdown mode, reminding you (and your ex) that curdled vibes don’t belong in your life. Period.

Aesthetic: Sad dairy core meets Y2K streetwear meltdown

Why It Slaps:

  • Boxy + drippy – Loose fit with big feelings

  • Washed effect – Each hoodie has its own lil’ identity crisis

  • Thick + cozy – Built for seasonal transitions and emotional ones

  • Kangaroo pocket – Carry snacks or your abandonment issues

Best For:

  • Chilly weather breakdowns

  • Late-night overshares

  • Breakup recovery fits

  • Fashionably unwell vibes

Fabric Weight: 380g/m² of premium cotton, no lactose

Wash inside out in cold water on a gentle cycle with mild detergent. Do not bleach, soak, rub, or wring. Wash with like-colored garments. Hang dry and avoid direct sunlight. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).

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For anyone overdue on tossing their emotional baggage and their dairy. This boxy hoodie features a dramatic milk carton in meltdown mode, reminding you (and your ex) that curdled vibes don’t belong in your life. Period.

Aesthetic: Sad dairy core meets Y2K streetwear meltdown

Why It Slaps:

  • Boxy + drippy – Loose fit with big feelings

  • Washed effect – Each hoodie has its own lil’ identity crisis

  • Thick + cozy – Built for seasonal transitions and emotional ones

  • Kangaroo pocket – Carry snacks or your abandonment issues

Best For:

  • Chilly weather breakdowns

  • Late-night overshares

  • Breakup recovery fits

  • Fashionably unwell vibes

Fabric Weight: 380g/m² of premium cotton, no lactose

Wash inside out in cold water on a gentle cycle with mild detergent. Do not bleach, soak, rub, or wring. Wash with like-colored garments. Hang dry and avoid direct sunlight. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).