Toss Your Old Milk Hoodie 🥛💔 (Emotional Expiration Date: Overdue)
$115.00
For anyone overdue on tossing their emotional baggage and their dairy. This boxy hoodie features a dramatic milk carton in meltdown mode, reminding you (and your ex) that curdled vibes don’t belong in your life. Period.
Aesthetic: Sad dairy core meets Y2K streetwear meltdown
Why It Slaps:
Boxy + drippy – Loose fit with big feelings
Washed effect – Each hoodie has its own lil’ identity crisis
Thick + cozy – Built for seasonal transitions and emotional ones
Kangaroo pocket – Carry snacks or your abandonment issues
Best For:
Chilly weather breakdowns
Late-night overshares
Breakup recovery fits
Fashionably unwell vibes
Fabric Weight: 380g/m² of premium cotton, no lactose
Wash inside out in cold water on a gentle cycle with mild detergent. Do not bleach, soak, rub, or wring. Wash with like-colored garments. Hang dry and avoid direct sunlight. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).
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For anyone overdue on tossing their emotional baggage and their dairy. This boxy hoodie features a dramatic milk carton in meltdown mode, reminding you (and your ex) that curdled vibes don’t belong in your life. Period.
Aesthetic: Sad dairy core meets Y2K streetwear meltdown
Why It Slaps:
Boxy + drippy – Loose fit with big feelings
Washed effect – Each hoodie has its own lil’ identity crisis
Thick + cozy – Built for seasonal transitions and emotional ones
Kangaroo pocket – Carry snacks or your abandonment issues
Best For:
Chilly weather breakdowns
Late-night overshares
Breakup recovery fits
Fashionably unwell vibes
Fabric Weight: 380g/m² of premium cotton, no lactose
Wash inside out in cold water on a gentle cycle with mild detergent. Do not bleach, soak, rub, or wring. Wash with like-colored garments. Hang dry and avoid direct sunlight. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).
