Cartoon milk carton having a meltdown with “Toss Your Old Milk” on the back of a soft black unisex t-shirt.
Cartoon milk carton having a meltdown with “Toss Your Old Milk” on the back of a soft black unisex t-shirt.
Cartoon milk carton having a meltdown with “Toss Your Old Milk” on the back of a soft black unisex t-shirt.
Cartoon milk carton having a meltdown with “Toss Your Old Milk” on the back of a soft black unisex t-shirt.

Toss Your Old Milk Unisex Softstyle Tee 🥛😵‍💫 (Now With 100% Less Emotional Spoilage)

$45.00

When the milk’s gone bad and so has your taste in people. This ultra-soft tee features a sad lil’ dairy meltdown who’s clearly overdue for therapy (or a garbage can). Let it go—you're not a fridge!

Aesthetic: Pastel grunge + pixelated pain + vintage dairy drama

Why It Slaps:

  • Soft AF – Like a fresh pour of oat milk (but make it emotional)
  • Breathable + light – For surviving hot days and hotter takes
  • Classic fit – Doesn’t cling, just vibes
  • Durable cotton – For all your second chances

Best For:

  • Breakup rebrands
  • Milk-core memes
  • Passive-aggressive laundry day fits
  • Letting go of old stuff (and people)
  • Fabric Weight: 153g/m² — light but slightly stretchy

Wash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, and bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).

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When the milk’s gone bad and so has your taste in people. This ultra-soft tee features a sad lil’ dairy meltdown who’s clearly overdue for therapy (or a garbage can). Let it go—you're not a fridge!

Aesthetic: Pastel grunge + pixelated pain + vintage dairy drama

Why It Slaps:

  • Soft AF – Like a fresh pour of oat milk (but make it emotional)
  • Breathable + light – For surviving hot days and hotter takes
  • Classic fit – Doesn’t cling, just vibes
  • Durable cotton – For all your second chances

Best For:

  • Breakup rebrands
  • Milk-core memes
  • Passive-aggressive laundry day fits
  • Letting go of old stuff (and people)
  • Fabric Weight: 153g/m² — light but slightly stretchy

Wash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, and bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).

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