The Spiral Sweater 🧠✨ (Crisis Comfort Edition) | Unisex Crewneck

$90.00

You spiraled. You survived. You earned this. This oversized unisex crewneck stars our dazed brain mascot mid-breakdown on a pastel couch with cake, chips, and delulu noodles. The high-low side slit and soft faded finish give maximum emotional support with a touch of ✨elevated mental instability✨.

Aesthetic: Oversized, over-it, emotionally unraveling in style

Why It Slaps:
🧠 380g/m² heavyweight cotton – Durable enough to sob into
🩷 High-low slit – For drama and layering
🌀 Washed effect – Vintage spiral-core perfection
📉 Drop shoulders + boxy fit – Mentally checked out, physically cozy

Best For:

  • Healing era outfit inspo

  • Post-therapy glam

  • Sad girl Sundays

  • Matching your inner chaos to your outerwear

Fabric Weight: 380g/m² — built like your emotional baggage

Wash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, and bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).

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You spiraled. You survived. You earned this. This oversized unisex crewneck stars our dazed brain mascot mid-breakdown on a pastel couch with cake, chips, and delulu noodles. The high-low side slit and soft faded finish give maximum emotional support with a touch of ✨elevated mental instability✨.

Aesthetic: Oversized, over-it, emotionally unraveling in style

Why It Slaps:
🧠 380g/m² heavyweight cotton – Durable enough to sob into
🩷 High-low slit – For drama and layering
🌀 Washed effect – Vintage spiral-core perfection
📉 Drop shoulders + boxy fit – Mentally checked out, physically cozy

Best For:

  • Healing era outfit inspo

  • Post-therapy glam

  • Sad girl Sundays

  • Matching your inner chaos to your outerwear

Fabric Weight: 380g/m² — built like your emotional baggage

Wash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, and bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).