The Spiral Hoodie 🧠🌀 (Emotional Damage Edition) | Unisex Sweater
$120.00
Congrats babe—you made it out of another spiral. This oversized retro hoodie features our iconic spiraling brain character mid-breakdown with takeout, crumbs, and delulu leftovers. Heavyweight, comfy, and emotionally validating, it’s the perfect fit for softcore chaos and snack-fueled spirals alike.
Aesthetic: Pastel existentialism with a side of denial
Why It Slaps: 🧠 440g/m² weight – Thicc like your coping mechanisms 📦 Kangaroo pocket – Holds your tissues, crumbs, and trauma 🌀 Washed cotton – Soft enough for breakdowns, strong enough for breakthroughs 💤 Oversized fit – Because real ones spiral in comfort
Best For:
Post-spiral snacking
Couch therapy
Crying while cute
Hot mess visibility
Fabric Weight: 440g/m² — built to survive your mental weather
Wash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, and bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).
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Congrats babe—you made it out of another spiral. This oversized retro hoodie features our iconic spiraling brain character mid-breakdown with takeout, crumbs, and delulu leftovers. Heavyweight, comfy, and emotionally validating, it’s the perfect fit for softcore chaos and snack-fueled spirals alike.
Aesthetic: Pastel existentialism with a side of denial
Why It Slaps: 🧠 440g/m² weight – Thicc like your coping mechanisms 📦 Kangaroo pocket – Holds your tissues, crumbs, and trauma 🌀 Washed cotton – Soft enough for breakdowns, strong enough for breakthroughs 💤 Oversized fit – Because real ones spiral in comfort
Best For:
Post-spiral snacking
Couch therapy
Crying while cute
Hot mess visibility
Fabric Weight: 440g/m² — built to survive your mental weather
Wash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, and bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).
