Black oversized crewneck sweatshirt featuring a pastel crying juice box with the text “Flavor: Existential Grape.” Y2K cartoon vibes in purple and pink.
Black oversized crewneck sweatshirt featuring a pastel crying juice box with the text “Flavor: Existential Grape.” Y2K cartoon vibes in purple and pink.
Black oversized crewneck sweatshirt featuring a pastel crying juice box with the text “Flavor: Existential Grape.” Y2K cartoon vibes in purple and pink.
Black oversized crewneck sweatshirt featuring a pastel crying juice box with the text “Flavor: Existential Grape.” Y2K cartoon vibes in purple and pink.

Flavor: Existential Grape Unisex Sweater 💔 Crybaby Juice Edition

$105.00

Feeling fruity and emotionally unstable? This vintage-dyed sweatshirt serves peak midlife meltdown with a side of sparkle. Featuring our iconic sad juice box, it’s made for those whose flavor profile is mostly tears.

Aesthetic: Pastel sadcore with a Y2K pixel pout

Why It Slaps:

  • 440g/m² heavyweight cotton – Because breakdowns deserve cozy
  • Vintage wash – Looks like you’ve had it forever (just like your anxiety)
  • Oversized fit – Built-in emotional armor, but make it breathable
  • Drop shoulders + ribbed details – Chill silhouette with main character energy

Best For:

  • Crying in public with ✨aesthetic✨
  • Rebranding your sadness as “grape-flavored”
  • Pairing with existential dread and cute socks

Wash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, and bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).

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Feeling fruity and emotionally unstable? This vintage-dyed sweatshirt serves peak midlife meltdown with a side of sparkle. Featuring our iconic sad juice box, it’s made for those whose flavor profile is mostly tears.

Aesthetic: Pastel sadcore with a Y2K pixel pout

Why It Slaps:

  • 440g/m² heavyweight cotton – Because breakdowns deserve cozy
  • Vintage wash – Looks like you’ve had it forever (just like your anxiety)
  • Oversized fit – Built-in emotional armor, but make it breathable
  • Drop shoulders + ribbed details – Chill silhouette with main character energy

Best For:

  • Crying in public with ✨aesthetic✨
  • Rebranding your sadness as “grape-flavored”
  • Pairing with existential dread and cute socks

Wash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, and bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).

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