🧠 Over-Stimulated Distressed Dad Hat | Brain Drain Edition

$40.00

Serving frazzled-core from the forehead up 😵‍💫🧢. This laid-back dad cap features our caffeine-cracked brain mascot embroidered front and center—perfect for topping off your overstimulated streetwear fit.

Aesthetic: Burnt out but fashionably booked & busy

🌀 Why It Slaps:

Crispy with Chaos:
Distressed brim = you've been through it, but make it cute.

Lowkey Luxe:
Soft crown and breathable cotton keep your spiraling head cool.

One Size Fits Your Spiral:
Adjustable strap to fit every overthinking noggin.

💾 Best For:

  • Coffee zombies

  • Dopamine-deprived cuties

  • Hiding your third breakdown of the day

Serving frazzled-core from the forehead up 😵‍💫🧢. This laid-back dad cap features our caffeine-cracked brain mascot embroidered front and center—perfect for topping off your overstimulated streetwear fit.

Aesthetic: Burnt out but fashionably booked & busy

🌀 Why It Slaps:

Crispy with Chaos:
Distressed brim = you've been through it, but make it cute.

Lowkey Luxe:
Soft crown and breathable cotton keep your spiraling head cool.

One Size Fits Your Spiral:
Adjustable strap to fit every overthinking noggin.

💾 Best For:

  • Coffee zombies

  • Dopamine-deprived cuties

  • Hiding your third breakdown of the day