Product Description
Slide into summer existentialism. The I Exist Without My Consent™ Tie-Dye Slides wrap pillowy comfort around a neon-smiley mood that says, “Here uninvited—still vibing.”
Cushioned faux-leather strap – buttery-soft against skin, printed edge-to-edge in dreamy aqua-lilac tie dye.
Contoured, textured footbed – cradles arches and keeps you steady while you drift through reality.
Feather-light PU sole – durable, flexible, and won’t weigh down your existential dread.
Stitched perimeter – reinforced seams so these slides out-last your latest crisis.
Hand-printed & hand-assembled – each pair is one-of-a-kind (mass-produced angst isn’t our thing).
Pool days, beach hangs, and grocery runs you never consented to.
Pairing with oversize tees or hoodies for full “IDGAF-core.”
Quick slip-ons when the world feels a little too extra.
Specs & Care
• Upper: PU-coated faux leather
• Outsole: lightweight PU foam
• Footbed: contoured, anti-slip texture
• Sizes: US 5.5 – 11.5 (true to size)
Spot-clean with a damp cloth. Air-dry. Keep the vibes bright, even if the outlook isn’t.
Exist reluctantly. Walk comfortably.
Product Description
Slide into summer existentialism. The I Exist Without My Consent™ Tie-Dye Slides wrap pillowy comfort around a neon-smiley mood that says, “Here uninvited—still vibing.”
Cushioned faux-leather strap – buttery-soft against skin, printed edge-to-edge in dreamy aqua-lilac tie dye.
Contoured, textured footbed – cradles arches and keeps you steady while you drift through reality.
Feather-light PU sole – durable, flexible, and won’t weigh down your existential dread.
Stitched perimeter – reinforced seams so these slides out-last your latest crisis.
Hand-printed & hand-assembled – each pair is one-of-a-kind (mass-produced angst isn’t our thing).
Pool days, beach hangs, and grocery runs you never consented to.
Pairing with oversize tees or hoodies for full “IDGAF-core.”
Quick slip-ons when the world feels a little too extra.
Specs & Care
• Upper: PU-coated faux leather
• Outsole: lightweight PU foam
• Footbed: contoured, anti-slip texture
• Sizes: US 5.5 – 11.5 (true to size)
Spot-clean with a damp cloth. Air-dry. Keep the vibes bright, even if the outlook isn’t.
Exist reluctantly. Walk comfortably.
