I Bruise Like A Peach Unisex Oversized Sweater
Wrap yourself in this big, cozy, emotional support sweater and proudly declare what we all already knew: you bruise like a peach — physically, emotionally, and occasionally for attention.
The I Bruise Like A Peach Unisex Oversized Sweater is soft, snuggly, and just the right amount of dramatic. Whether you bumped into a coffee table or were mildly criticized three days ago and still haven't recovered, this sweater has your back (and your arms, and your heart).
Features include:
Oversized fit for maximum comfort and minimal emotional exposure
Fabric softer than your feelings
Bold lettering to warn others you are fragile but adorable
Perfect for:
Curling up on the couch to recover from… well, everything
Dramatically pulling your sleeves over your hands while saying “I’m fine”
Giving “soft girl but make it a public service announcement”
This isn’t just a sweater — it’s a wearable hug with a built-in disclaimer.
Because you may bruise like a peach, but at least you look cute doing it. 🍑🥹🧶
Crew neck
Long sleeves
Drop shoulders
Loose fit
100% combed cotton
High-temperature steam pre-shrunk
Reactive-dyed 3.5
Fabric weight: 370g/m², 26 singles double yarn
Side-seamed construction
Taped neck and shoulders
Double-stitched ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem
Wash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, and bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).
Wrap yourself in this big, cozy, emotional support sweater and proudly declare what we all already knew: you bruise like a peach — physically, emotionally, and occasionally for attention.
The I Bruise Like A Peach Unisex Oversized Sweater is soft, snuggly, and just the right amount of dramatic. Whether you bumped into a coffee table or were mildly criticized three days ago and still haven't recovered, this sweater has your back (and your arms, and your heart).
Features include:
Oversized fit for maximum comfort and minimal emotional exposure
Fabric softer than your feelings
Bold lettering to warn others you are fragile but adorable
Perfect for:
Curling up on the couch to recover from… well, everything
Dramatically pulling your sleeves over your hands while saying “I’m fine”
Giving “soft girl but make it a public service announcement”
This isn’t just a sweater — it’s a wearable hug with a built-in disclaimer.
Because you may bruise like a peach, but at least you look cute doing it. 🍑🥹🧶
Crew neck
Long sleeves
Drop shoulders
Loose fit
100% combed cotton
High-temperature steam pre-shrunk
Reactive-dyed 3.5
Fabric weight: 370g/m², 26 singles double yarn
Side-seamed construction
Taped neck and shoulders
Double-stitched ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem
Wash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, and bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).
Wrap yourself in this big, cozy, emotional support sweater and proudly declare what we all already knew: you bruise like a peach — physically, emotionally, and occasionally for attention.
The I Bruise Like A Peach Unisex Oversized Sweater is soft, snuggly, and just the right amount of dramatic. Whether you bumped into a coffee table or were mildly criticized three days ago and still haven't recovered, this sweater has your back (and your arms, and your heart).
Features include:
Oversized fit for maximum comfort and minimal emotional exposure
Fabric softer than your feelings
Bold lettering to warn others you are fragile but adorable
Perfect for:
Curling up on the couch to recover from… well, everything
Dramatically pulling your sleeves over your hands while saying “I’m fine”
Giving “soft girl but make it a public service announcement”
This isn’t just a sweater — it’s a wearable hug with a built-in disclaimer.
Because you may bruise like a peach, but at least you look cute doing it. 🍑🥹🧶
Crew neck
Long sleeves
Drop shoulders
Loose fit
100% combed cotton
High-temperature steam pre-shrunk
Reactive-dyed 3.5
Fabric weight: 370g/m², 26 singles double yarn
Side-seamed construction
Taped neck and shoulders
Double-stitched ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem
Wash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, and bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).
