I Bruise Like A Peach™ Oversized Retro Hoodie – Unisex Heavyweight 440 g/m² Combed-Cotton Sweatshirt, Vintage Graphic Streetwear

$120.00

Product Description

Soft, sensitive, and low-key spiraling? Same. The I Bruise Like A Peach™ Oversized Retro Hoodie is basically a wearable weighted blanket—minus the commitment issues. Crafted from plush, 440 g/m² combed cotton and washed for that lived-in vintage vibe, it wraps your fragile peach core in instant comfort while broadcasting a clear handle-with-care PSA.

Why you’ll love it 🍑🧥

  • Fabric fortress – heavyweight 100 % combed cotton feels like a hug you don’t have to ask for

  • Slouchy oversized fit – drop shoulders + roomy body = peak sad-girl chic (with pockets for snacks & tissues)

  • Retro graphic hit – giant tear-stained peach print warns strangers you’re delicate but iconic

  • Built for drama – pre-shrunk, side-seamed, and double-stitched to survive rain-soaked monologues

  • Kangaroo pocket – perfect stash spot for lip balm, phone, and unresolved feelings

  • Snug hood & collar – pull it up, tune out the world, and process that “k.” text in peace

Perfect for

  • Crying to movies you’ve already seen 12 times

  • Spiraling over delayed replies in style

  • Looking romantically tragic under streetlights (optional lo-fi playlist recommended)

Fabric & care

100 % combed cotton | 440 g/m² | Pre-shrunk, washed finish
Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with like colors. No bleach, no harsh sun, and definitely no unnecessary drama. Tumble dry low or hang to keep it peachy.

Add this hoodie to cart and give your delicate feelings the cozy hideout they deserve—because yes, you bruise like a peach, and that’s totally your superpower.

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Product Description

Soft, sensitive, and low-key spiraling? Same. The I Bruise Like A Peach™ Oversized Retro Hoodie is basically a wearable weighted blanket—minus the commitment issues. Crafted from plush, 440 g/m² combed cotton and washed for that lived-in vintage vibe, it wraps your fragile peach core in instant comfort while broadcasting a clear handle-with-care PSA.

Why you’ll love it 🍑🧥

  • Fabric fortress – heavyweight 100 % combed cotton feels like a hug you don’t have to ask for

  • Slouchy oversized fit – drop shoulders + roomy body = peak sad-girl chic (with pockets for snacks & tissues)

  • Retro graphic hit – giant tear-stained peach print warns strangers you’re delicate but iconic

  • Built for drama – pre-shrunk, side-seamed, and double-stitched to survive rain-soaked monologues

  • Kangaroo pocket – perfect stash spot for lip balm, phone, and unresolved feelings

  • Snug hood & collar – pull it up, tune out the world, and process that “k.” text in peace

Perfect for

  • Crying to movies you’ve already seen 12 times

  • Spiraling over delayed replies in style

  • Looking romantically tragic under streetlights (optional lo-fi playlist recommended)

Fabric & care

100 % combed cotton | 440 g/m² | Pre-shrunk, washed finish
Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with like colors. No bleach, no harsh sun, and definitely no unnecessary drama. Tumble dry low or hang to keep it peachy.

Add this hoodie to cart and give your delicate feelings the cozy hideout they deserve—because yes, you bruise like a peach, and that’s totally your superpower.