I Bruise Like A Peach Unisex Oversized Retro Hoodie

Here’s a shorter, sassier version that still nails the emotional drama and retro vibes:

I Bruise Like A Peach Oversized Hoodie
For the soft, the sensitive, and the seriously overthinking 🍑

This retro-style hoodie is your cozy emotional support blanket in disguise. Made from 100% soft combed cotton with an oversized fit, it’s perfect for when life feels a bit much (read: always).

✨ Features:
• Slouchy, oversized fit = instant fabric fortress
• Retro hues for vintage feels and unresolved issues
• Kangaroo pocket = snacks, tissues, overthinking storage
• Snug collar + drop shoulders = sad girl chic
• Thick, pre-shrunk, washed fabric (just like your feelings)

💔 Ideal For:
• Crying to sad movies you’ve already seen 12 times
• Spiraling over a “k.” text
• Looking dramatic in the rain for no reason at all

Because you’re soft, stylish, and low-key falling apart—and this hoodie gets it. 🍑🥲🧥

Details:
100% combed cotton • 440g/m² heavyweight fabric
Washed finish • Pre-shrunk • Double-stitched coziness
Side-seamed • Tear-away label
Care: Wash inside out, cold. No sun, bleach, or drama.

Let me know if you want a version for Etsy or your site!