I Bruise Like A Peach Unisex Oversized Retro Hoodie
Introducing the I Bruise Like A Peach Unisex Oversized Retro Hoodie — the ultimate cozy armor for those who feel everything deeply, including the emotional weight of that one time someone looked at you funny in 2013.
Crafted from 100% soft combed cotton, this hoodie is as gentle on your skin as you are on your feelings. Its oversized fit ensures maximum comfort, perfect for curling up in a ball of existential dread or dramatically staring out the window during a rainstorm.
Features:
Oversized fit for when you need to retreat into your own personal fabric fortress
Retro hues that scream "I have a vinyl collection and unresolved issues"
A front kangaroo pocket spacious enough to carry snacks, tissues, and the weight of your overthinking
Snug collar for extra wind protection while emotionally wandering through your thoughts
Drop shoulders for that effortlessly slouchy, "I’m fine" look
Washed effect and pre-shrunk fabric that feels like it's already been through the emotional wringer with you
Side-seamed construction and binding taped neck and shoulders for added durability
Double-stitched ribbed cuffs and hem to keep you cozy during spontaneous cry sessions
32 count plain weave, fabric weight: 440g/m² — aka, thick enough to shield you from the cold and your own emotions
Washed and easy to fade — just like that memory you keep trying to repress
Care Instructions:
Wash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, or bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature (max 30℃ or 90℉).
Perfect for:
Rewatching that one movie scene that always makes you cry
Overanalyzing text messages from three weeks ago
Letting the world know you're soft, sensitive, and stylishly self-aware
This hoodie isn't just a piece of clothing; it's a lifestyle choice for those who embrace their inner peach — tender, sweet, and occasionally a bit bruised.
Because being emotionally fragile has never looked so good. 🍑🧥🥲
Introducing the I Bruise Like A Peach Unisex Oversized Retro Hoodie — the ultimate cozy armor for those who feel everything deeply, including the emotional weight of that one time someone looked at you funny in 2013.
Crafted from 100% soft combed cotton, this hoodie is as gentle on your skin as you are on your feelings. Its oversized fit ensures maximum comfort, perfect for curling up in a ball of existential dread or dramatically staring out the window during a rainstorm.
Features:
Oversized fit for when you need to retreat into your own personal fabric fortress
Retro hues that scream "I have a vinyl collection and unresolved issues"
A front kangaroo pocket spacious enough to carry snacks, tissues, and the weight of your overthinking
Snug collar for extra wind protection while emotionally wandering through your thoughts
Drop shoulders for that effortlessly slouchy, "I’m fine" look
Washed effect and pre-shrunk fabric that feels like it's already been through the emotional wringer with you
Side-seamed construction and binding taped neck and shoulders for added durability
Double-stitched ribbed cuffs and hem to keep you cozy during spontaneous cry sessions
32 count plain weave, fabric weight: 440g/m² — aka, thick enough to shield you from the cold and your own emotions
Washed and easy to fade — just like that memory you keep trying to repress
Care Instructions:
Wash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, or bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature (max 30℃ or 90℉).
Perfect for:
Rewatching that one movie scene that always makes you cry
Overanalyzing text messages from three weeks ago
Letting the world know you're soft, sensitive, and stylishly self-aware
This hoodie isn't just a piece of clothing; it's a lifestyle choice for those who embrace their inner peach — tender, sweet, and occasionally a bit bruised.
Because being emotionally fragile has never looked so good. 🍑🧥🥲
Introducing the I Bruise Like A Peach Unisex Oversized Retro Hoodie — the ultimate cozy armor for those who feel everything deeply, including the emotional weight of that one time someone looked at you funny in 2013.
Crafted from 100% soft combed cotton, this hoodie is as gentle on your skin as you are on your feelings. Its oversized fit ensures maximum comfort, perfect for curling up in a ball of existential dread or dramatically staring out the window during a rainstorm.
Features:
Oversized fit for when you need to retreat into your own personal fabric fortress
Retro hues that scream "I have a vinyl collection and unresolved issues"
A front kangaroo pocket spacious enough to carry snacks, tissues, and the weight of your overthinking
Snug collar for extra wind protection while emotionally wandering through your thoughts
Drop shoulders for that effortlessly slouchy, "I’m fine" look
Washed effect and pre-shrunk fabric that feels like it's already been through the emotional wringer with you
Side-seamed construction and binding taped neck and shoulders for added durability
Double-stitched ribbed cuffs and hem to keep you cozy during spontaneous cry sessions
32 count plain weave, fabric weight: 440g/m² — aka, thick enough to shield you from the cold and your own emotions
Washed and easy to fade — just like that memory you keep trying to repress
Care Instructions:
Wash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, or bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature (max 30℃ or 90℉).
Perfect for:
Rewatching that one movie scene that always makes you cry
Overanalyzing text messages from three weeks ago
Letting the world know you're soft, sensitive, and stylishly self-aware
This hoodie isn't just a piece of clothing; it's a lifestyle choice for those who embrace their inner peach — tender, sweet, and occasionally a bit bruised.
Because being emotionally fragile has never looked so good. 🍑🧥🥲
