Product Description
Soft, squishy, and low-key spiraling—these I Bruise Like A Peach™ Baggy Sweatpants wrap your fragile little peach core in plush 380 g/m² terry cotton, turning every overthinking session into a self-care moment. With an extra-roomy taper, elastic cuffs, and our tear-stained peach graphic on the thigh, they’re basically a wearable therapy blanket (snack pockets included).
Burrito-level softness – heavyweight combed-cotton terry hugs you like the supportive text you never got
Oversized chill fit – roomy legs + tapered cuffs = peak couch-to-corner-store versatility
Handle-with-care graphic – peachy thigh print warns bystanders you’re delicate but iconic
Snack-ready storage – deep side seams & rear patch pocket for tissues, gummies, and emotional baggage
Stay-put waistband – triple-stitched elastic with drawstring keeps things comfy through dramatic collapses
Built for spirals – pre-shrunk, colorfast, and stitched tough so they last longer than your mood swings
Pretending you’re “fine” while doom-scrolling
Collapsing dramatically onto the floor—again
Emotional support binge-watching (bonus points for peach cobbler on the side)
100 % combed cotton terry | 380 g/m² | Pre-shrunk
Machine-wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle. Tumble low or air-dry; skip bleach and high heat (treat them like your feelings—gently).
Slip into these sweats, cue the sad-girl playlist, and let the world know you bruise like a peach—but lounge like a legend.
Product Description
Soft, squishy, and low-key spiraling—these I Bruise Like A Peach™ Baggy Sweatpants wrap your fragile little peach core in plush 380 g/m² terry cotton, turning every overthinking session into a self-care moment. With an extra-roomy taper, elastic cuffs, and our tear-stained peach graphic on the thigh, they’re basically a wearable therapy blanket (snack pockets included).
Burrito-level softness – heavyweight combed-cotton terry hugs you like the supportive text you never got
Oversized chill fit – roomy legs + tapered cuffs = peak couch-to-corner-store versatility
Handle-with-care graphic – peachy thigh print warns bystanders you’re delicate but iconic
Snack-ready storage – deep side seams & rear patch pocket for tissues, gummies, and emotional baggage
Stay-put waistband – triple-stitched elastic with drawstring keeps things comfy through dramatic collapses
Built for spirals – pre-shrunk, colorfast, and stitched tough so they last longer than your mood swings
Pretending you’re “fine” while doom-scrolling
Collapsing dramatically onto the floor—again
Emotional support binge-watching (bonus points for peach cobbler on the side)
100 % combed cotton terry | 380 g/m² | Pre-shrunk
Machine-wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle. Tumble low or air-dry; skip bleach and high heat (treat them like your feelings—gently).
Slip into these sweats, cue the sad-girl playlist, and let the world know you bruise like a peach—but lounge like a legend.
