I Bruise Like A Peach Organic Cotton Tote Bag
Soft, sensitive, and surprisingly strong — just like you after reading one slightly passive-aggressive text. The I Bruise Like A Peach Organic Cotton Tote Bag is your new favorite emotional baggage carrier (literally).
Made from 100% organic cotton and 1000% dramatic energy, this tote is perfect for lugging around snacks, books, impulse purchases, and the emotional wounds you got from being left on read.
Highlights include:
Spacious interior for everything except your unresolved feelings
Long straps for easy over-the-shoulder sulking
Holds up to 30 lbs of groceries, trauma, or peach-scented candles
Organic cotton, because your tote might bruise like a peach, but it won’t harm the planet
Ideal for:
Farmers markets, therapy sessions, or dramatically storming out of brunch
Carrying items you “don’t need” but emotionally require
Telling the world, “I’m soft and easily damaged — please treat me like a fancy fruit”
This isn’t just a tote bag — it’s a soft-spoken scream into the void of modern life.
Because being fragile is a lifestyle. And this tote? It gets it. 🍑👜🥲
Soft, sensitive, and surprisingly strong — just like you after reading one slightly passive-aggressive text. The I Bruise Like A Peach Organic Cotton Tote Bag is your new favorite emotional baggage carrier (literally).
Made from 100% organic cotton and 1000% dramatic energy, this tote is perfect for lugging around snacks, books, impulse purchases, and the emotional wounds you got from being left on read.
Highlights include:
Spacious interior for everything except your unresolved feelings
Long straps for easy over-the-shoulder sulking
Holds up to 30 lbs of groceries, trauma, or peach-scented candles
Organic cotton, because your tote might bruise like a peach, but it won’t harm the planet
Ideal for:
Farmers markets, therapy sessions, or dramatically storming out of brunch
Carrying items you “don’t need” but emotionally require
Telling the world, “I’m soft and easily damaged — please treat me like a fancy fruit”
This isn’t just a tote bag — it’s a soft-spoken scream into the void of modern life.
Because being fragile is a lifestyle. And this tote? It gets it. 🍑👜🥲
Soft, sensitive, and surprisingly strong — just like you after reading one slightly passive-aggressive text. The I Bruise Like A Peach Organic Cotton Tote Bag is your new favorite emotional baggage carrier (literally).
Made from 100% organic cotton and 1000% dramatic energy, this tote is perfect for lugging around snacks, books, impulse purchases, and the emotional wounds you got from being left on read.
Highlights include:
Spacious interior for everything except your unresolved feelings
Long straps for easy over-the-shoulder sulking
Holds up to 30 lbs of groceries, trauma, or peach-scented candles
Organic cotton, because your tote might bruise like a peach, but it won’t harm the planet
Ideal for:
Farmers markets, therapy sessions, or dramatically storming out of brunch
Carrying items you “don’t need” but emotionally require
Telling the world, “I’m soft and easily damaged — please treat me like a fancy fruit”
This isn’t just a tote bag — it’s a soft-spoken scream into the void of modern life.
Because being fragile is a lifestyle. And this tote? It gets it. 🍑👜🥲
