The math is mathing, babe 💁♀️. Cozy up in the ultimate emotional support sweatshirt for anyone who knows that spending $100 with free shipping = saving money.
This oversized crewneck features our retro flower icon—rocking shades, a calculator, and a bag that was definitely free (because you paid with points, duh). With ultra-soft cotton and a relaxed silhouette, it’s giving comfort and delusion in all the right ways.
Why you need it:
🌸 100% combed cotton = soft like your spending logic
🔥 Pre-shrunk with high-temp steam—no surprise shrinkage
✨ Oversized drop-shoulder fit = instant cool girl energy
🎨 Crisp white backdrop with retro Y2K graphic print
📊 Side seams for structure, not restriction
Perfect for:
Brunch budgeting convos 🥂
Cozy coffee shop fits ☕
Retail therapy math sessions 🛍️
Girlies who calculate vibes > logic
Wash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, and bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).
The math is mathing, babe 💁♀️. Cozy up in the ultimate emotional support sweatshirt for anyone who knows that spending $100 with free shipping = saving money.
This oversized crewneck features our retro flower icon—rocking shades, a calculator, and a bag that was definitely free (because you paid with points, duh). With ultra-soft cotton and a relaxed silhouette, it’s giving comfort and delusion in all the right ways.
Why you need it:
🌸 100% combed cotton = soft like your spending logic
🔥 Pre-shrunk with high-temp steam—no surprise shrinkage
✨ Oversized drop-shoulder fit = instant cool girl energy
🎨 Crisp white backdrop with retro Y2K graphic print
📊 Side seams for structure, not restriction
Perfect for:
Brunch budgeting convos 🥂
Cozy coffee shop fits ☕
Retail therapy math sessions 🛍️
Girlies who calculate vibes > logic
Wash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, and bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).
