Let’s do the math: If you paid with Afterpay, it was basically free. 💅
This Girl Math Expert hoodie is the ultimate cozy flex for hot shoppers and cold weather. Featuring a groovy flower character clutching her calculator and receipts (because duh, she’s budgeting), this hoodie screams Y2K logic and unapologetic confidence.
Why you need it:
- 🧵 100% soft combed cotton = plush, premium feel
- 🌬️ Snug collar + kangaroo pockets = warm & wind-blocking
- 💫 Oversized fit + drop shoulders for that effortless slouchy vibe
- 🎨 Retro pastel graphic with washed finish
- 📉 Pre-shrunk & low-maintenance (just like your ex’s emotional range)
Details:
- Heavyweight: 440g/m² for max cozy
- Durable: Double-stitched seams + ribbed cuffs
- Worn-in look with washed fabric effect
- Made for lounging, scrolling, and overanalyzing impulse buys
Perfect for:
- Girls who round down every splurge
- Math haters but spreadsheet lovers
- That “it doesn’t count if it’s on sale” lifestyle 💸
Let’s do the math: If you paid with Afterpay, it was basically free. 💅
This Girl Math Expert hoodie is the ultimate cozy flex for hot shoppers and cold weather. Featuring a groovy flower character clutching her calculator and receipts (because duh, she’s budgeting), this hoodie screams Y2K logic and unapologetic confidence.
Why you need it:
- 🧵 100% soft combed cotton = plush, premium feel
- 🌬️ Snug collar + kangaroo pockets = warm & wind-blocking
- 💫 Oversized fit + drop shoulders for that effortless slouchy vibe
- 🎨 Retro pastel graphic with washed finish
- 📉 Pre-shrunk & low-maintenance (just like your ex’s emotional range)
Details:
- Heavyweight: 440g/m² for max cozy
- Durable: Double-stitched seams + ribbed cuffs
- Worn-in look with washed fabric effect
- Made for lounging, scrolling, and overanalyzing impulse buys
Perfect for:
- Girls who round down every splurge
- Math haters but spreadsheet lovers
- That “it doesn’t count if it’s on sale” lifestyle 💸
