Black organic tote bag with a pastel purple crying juice box and text reading “Flavor: Existential Grape.” Retro Y2K cartoon vibe.
Black organic tote bag with a pastel purple crying juice box and text reading “Flavor: Existential Grape.” Retro Y2K cartoon vibe.
Black organic tote bag with a pastel purple crying juice box and text reading “Flavor: Existential Grape.” Retro Y2K cartoon vibe.
Black organic tote bag with a pastel purple crying juice box and text reading “Flavor: Existential Grape.” Retro Y2K cartoon vibe.
Black organic tote bag with a pastel purple crying juice box and text reading “Flavor: Existential Grape.” Retro Y2K cartoon vibe.
Black organic tote bag with a pastel purple crying juice box and text reading “Flavor: Existential Grape.” Retro Y2K cartoon vibe.

Existential Grape Tote 🍇 Crybaby Juice Box Energy (Eco Edition)

$50.00

This sad little sippy box is having a whole meltdown — and now you can carry it everywhere. Printed on 100% organic cotton, this roomy tote is perfect for groceries, therapy snacks, or emotional baggage.

Aesthetic: Sad-girl-core meets sustainable angst

Why It Slaps:
100% organic cotton – For feelings and the planet
8 oz/yd² fabric – Sturdy enough for your existential crisis
Roomy AF – Holds up to 30 lbs of “what am I doing with my life?”
Eco-flex – Plastic bags could never

Best For:
Farmer’s market spirals
Crying in public, cutely
Carrying snacks and sadness

This sad little sippy box is having a whole meltdown — and now you can carry it everywhere. Printed on 100% organic cotton, this roomy tote is perfect for groceries, therapy snacks, or emotional baggage.

Aesthetic: Sad-girl-core meets sustainable angst

Why It Slaps:
100% organic cotton – For feelings and the planet
8 oz/yd² fabric – Sturdy enough for your existential crisis
Roomy AF – Holds up to 30 lbs of “what am I doing with my life?”
Eco-flex – Plastic bags could never

Best For:
Farmer’s market spirals
Crying in public, cutely
Carrying snacks and sadness

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