I Exist Without My Consent Patch Dad Hat
Introducing the "I Exist Without My Consent" Dad Hat—because sometimes, life feels like a surprise party you didn't RSVP to! Made from 100% bio-washed chino twill, this hat is as durable as your dad’s dad jokes, ensuring it won't wear out before your sense of bewilderment does.
Featuring a luxurious 100% PU leather patch, this hat is the perfect canvas for vibrant designs that scream, "I didn’t choose this life, but I’m rocking it anyway!" The unstructured, six-panel shape and low profile mean it's flattering on almost everyone, making you look effortlessly trendy while you ponder the mysteries of existence.
The pre-curved bill offers just the right amount of shade for those moments you need to shield your eyes from the glare of reality (or the sun, we won’t judge). Just a friendly reminder: this stylish piece is best friends with hand-washing—because who needs a washing machine when you can enjoy a good soak every now and then?
Slip this hat on, embrace the cosmic joke that is life, and celebrate your existence, consent not required!
Introducing the "I Exist Without My Consent" Dad Hat—because sometimes, life feels like a surprise party you didn't RSVP to! Made from 100% bio-washed chino twill, this hat is as durable as your dad’s dad jokes, ensuring it won't wear out before your sense of bewilderment does.
Featuring a luxurious 100% PU leather patch, this hat is the perfect canvas for vibrant designs that scream, "I didn’t choose this life, but I’m rocking it anyway!" The unstructured, six-panel shape and low profile mean it's flattering on almost everyone, making you look effortlessly trendy while you ponder the mysteries of existence.
The pre-curved bill offers just the right amount of shade for those moments you need to shield your eyes from the glare of reality (or the sun, we won’t judge). Just a friendly reminder: this stylish piece is best friends with hand-washing—because who needs a washing machine when you can enjoy a good soak every now and then?
Slip this hat on, embrace the cosmic joke that is life, and celebrate your existence, consent not required!
Introducing the "I Exist Without My Consent" Dad Hat—because sometimes, life feels like a surprise party you didn't RSVP to! Made from 100% bio-washed chino twill, this hat is as durable as your dad’s dad jokes, ensuring it won't wear out before your sense of bewilderment does.
Featuring a luxurious 100% PU leather patch, this hat is the perfect canvas for vibrant designs that scream, "I didn’t choose this life, but I’m rocking it anyway!" The unstructured, six-panel shape and low profile mean it's flattering on almost everyone, making you look effortlessly trendy while you ponder the mysteries of existence.
The pre-curved bill offers just the right amount of shade for those moments you need to shield your eyes from the glare of reality (or the sun, we won’t judge). Just a friendly reminder: this stylish piece is best friends with hand-washing—because who needs a washing machine when you can enjoy a good soak every now and then?
Slip this hat on, embrace the cosmic joke that is life, and celebrate your existence, consent not required!
