Product Description
Life feels like a surprise party you never RSVP’d for—so wear the mood, unapologetically. The I Exist Without My Consent™ Patch Dad Hat pairs a neon-smiley faux-leather patch with bio-washed chino twill to deliver peak comfort and quiet rebellion in one effortlessly cool fit.
Soft-aged chino twill – 100 % bio-washed cotton feels broken-in from day one.
Embossed faux-leather patch – high-contrast “I Exist Without My Consent” circle graphic adds texture & street-ready attitude.
Unstructured six-panel crown – low-profile silhouette flatters every head while serving relaxed IDGAF energy.
Pre-curved visor – keeps the sun (and existential glare) out of your eyes.
Easy adjust – antique metal buckle strap fits every spiral.
• 100 % bio-washed chino twill
• PU leather round patch, stitched & embossed
• Unstructured, low-profile 6-panel build
• Pre-curved brim with matching under-visor
• Embroidered eyelets for breathability
• Adjustable strap (metal buckle)
Care
Spot clean or gentle hand-wash; air-dry only. Like fine wine—and existential dread—this hat gets better with age.
Slip it on to tame hat hair, dodge harsh lighting, and remind the world you’re here… reluctantly.
Product Description
Life feels like a surprise party you never RSVP’d for—so wear the mood, unapologetically. The I Exist Without My Consent™ Patch Dad Hat pairs a neon-smiley faux-leather patch with bio-washed chino twill to deliver peak comfort and quiet rebellion in one effortlessly cool fit.
Soft-aged chino twill – 100 % bio-washed cotton feels broken-in from day one.
Embossed faux-leather patch – high-contrast “I Exist Without My Consent” circle graphic adds texture & street-ready attitude.
Unstructured six-panel crown – low-profile silhouette flatters every head while serving relaxed IDGAF energy.
Pre-curved visor – keeps the sun (and existential glare) out of your eyes.
Easy adjust – antique metal buckle strap fits every spiral.
• 100 % bio-washed chino twill
• PU leather round patch, stitched & embossed
• Unstructured, low-profile 6-panel build
• Pre-curved brim with matching under-visor
• Embroidered eyelets for breathability
• Adjustable strap (metal buckle)
Care
Spot clean or gentle hand-wash; air-dry only. Like fine wine—and existential dread—this hat gets better with age.
Slip it on to tame hat hair, dodge harsh lighting, and remind the world you’re here… reluctantly.
