☕️ Espresso Depresso Supreme Unisex Softstyle Tee | Funny Coffee Mood T-Shirt

$45.00

Espresso Depresso Supreme Tee ☕🫠
For the girlies, gays, and gentle thems running on 30% espresso and 70% emotional instability. This buttery-soft tee is the perfect uniform for your daily dose of delusion fuel—complete with a comic strip meltdown that says “I’m fine” in Helvetica Bold.

Whether you're spiraling in style or sipping your fifth oat latte with tears in your eyes, this shirt’s got the drip (and the drip coffee). Soft, breathable, and ready for any flavor note your mood swings serve.

Aesthetic: Barista-core breakdown with retro cartoon chaos.

Why It Slaps:

  • Comic panel design – Because your espresso deserves a full storyline

  • Delulu fuel certified – The tee version of emotional support caffeine

  • Vintage-meets-modern fit – Classic cut, full spiral

  • Softstyle comfort – Feels like a warm hug (from your emotional support latte)

📐 Fit + Fabric Specs:

  • Crew neck

  • Set-in sleeves

  • Light and breathable

  • Classic fit

  • Heather Gray: 90% ring-spun cotton / 10% polyester

  • Other colors: 100% ring-spun cotton

  • Slightly stretchy jersey knit

  • Pre-shrunk

  • Fabric weight: 153g/m²

  • Tubular construction

  • Binding taped neck and shoulders

  • Double-needle 16mm ribbed collar

  • Tear-away label

Wash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, and bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).

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Espresso Depresso Supreme Tee ☕🫠
For the girlies, gays, and gentle thems running on 30% espresso and 70% emotional instability. This buttery-soft tee is the perfect uniform for your daily dose of delusion fuel—complete with a comic strip meltdown that says “I’m fine” in Helvetica Bold.

Whether you're spiraling in style or sipping your fifth oat latte with tears in your eyes, this shirt’s got the drip (and the drip coffee). Soft, breathable, and ready for any flavor note your mood swings serve.

Aesthetic: Barista-core breakdown with retro cartoon chaos.

Why It Slaps:

  • Comic panel design – Because your espresso deserves a full storyline

  • Delulu fuel certified – The tee version of emotional support caffeine

  • Vintage-meets-modern fit – Classic cut, full spiral

  • Softstyle comfort – Feels like a warm hug (from your emotional support latte)

📐 Fit + Fabric Specs:

  • Crew neck

  • Set-in sleeves

  • Light and breathable

  • Classic fit

  • Heather Gray: 90% ring-spun cotton / 10% polyester

  • Other colors: 100% ring-spun cotton

  • Slightly stretchy jersey knit

  • Pre-shrunk

  • Fabric weight: 153g/m²

  • Tubular construction

  • Binding taped neck and shoulders

  • Double-needle 16mm ribbed collar

  • Tear-away label

Wash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, and bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).