☕️ Espresso Depresso Supreme Unisex Distressed Hoodie – Funny Coffee Comic Graphic Sweatshirt
Espresso Depresso Supreme Hoodie ☕🖤
Coffee. Chaos. Cringe recovery. This oversized sun-faded hoodie wraps it all in one rebellious fit. Featuring the iconic "Mood Swings? I Call Them Flavor Notes" comic, it’s made for anyone who’s ever used caffeine as a coping mechanism (so... all of us).
From its frayed cuffs to the destroyed pocket edge, every stitch screams "I woke up like this (in a spiral)." The washed effect adds just the right amount of emotional baggage aesthetic, while reactive dyeing keeps it vivid through every laundry-day breakdown.
Aesthetic: Sad café-core meets grunge comic realness
✨ Why It Slaps:
Distressed details – Hood rips, frayed cuffs, raw edge realness
Boxy unisex silhouette – Cozy, slouchy, and very "don’t talk to me ‘til I’ve spiraled"
Retro comic design – Espresso-fueled, meltdown-approved
Washed gradient effect – Your hoodie’s already been through it (like you)
📐 Fit + Fabric Specs:
Drop shoulders
Washed sun-fade effect
Ripped pocket
Boxy fit
100% cotton
32 count plain weave
Pre-shrunk
Reactive-dyed for long-lasting color
Fabric weight: 380g/m²
Side-seamed construction
Binding taped neck and shoulders
Double-stitched ribbed cuffs and hem
Wash inside out in cold water on a gentle cycle with mild detergent. Do not bleach, soak, rub, or wring. Wash with like-colored garments. Hang dry and avoid direct sunlight. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).
Espresso Depresso Supreme Hoodie ☕🖤
Coffee. Chaos. Cringe recovery. This oversized sun-faded hoodie wraps it all in one rebellious fit. Featuring the iconic "Mood Swings? I Call Them Flavor Notes" comic, it’s made for anyone who’s ever used caffeine as a coping mechanism (so... all of us).
From its frayed cuffs to the destroyed pocket edge, every stitch screams "I woke up like this (in a spiral)." The washed effect adds just the right amount of emotional baggage aesthetic, while reactive dyeing keeps it vivid through every laundry-day breakdown.
Aesthetic: Sad café-core meets grunge comic realness
✨ Why It Slaps:
Distressed details – Hood rips, frayed cuffs, raw edge realness
Boxy unisex silhouette – Cozy, slouchy, and very "don’t talk to me ‘til I’ve spiraled"
Retro comic design – Espresso-fueled, meltdown-approved
Washed gradient effect – Your hoodie’s already been through it (like you)
📐 Fit + Fabric Specs:
Drop shoulders
Washed sun-fade effect
Ripped pocket
Boxy fit
100% cotton
32 count plain weave
Pre-shrunk
Reactive-dyed for long-lasting color
Fabric weight: 380g/m²
Side-seamed construction
Binding taped neck and shoulders
Double-stitched ribbed cuffs and hem
Wash inside out in cold water on a gentle cycle with mild detergent. Do not bleach, soak, rub, or wring. Wash with like-colored garments. Hang dry and avoid direct sunlight. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).
Espresso Depresso Supreme Hoodie ☕🖤
Coffee. Chaos. Cringe recovery. This oversized sun-faded hoodie wraps it all in one rebellious fit. Featuring the iconic "Mood Swings? I Call Them Flavor Notes" comic, it’s made for anyone who’s ever used caffeine as a coping mechanism (so... all of us).
From its frayed cuffs to the destroyed pocket edge, every stitch screams "I woke up like this (in a spiral)." The washed effect adds just the right amount of emotional baggage aesthetic, while reactive dyeing keeps it vivid through every laundry-day breakdown.
Aesthetic: Sad café-core meets grunge comic realness
✨ Why It Slaps:
Distressed details – Hood rips, frayed cuffs, raw edge realness
Boxy unisex silhouette – Cozy, slouchy, and very "don’t talk to me ‘til I’ve spiraled"
Retro comic design – Espresso-fueled, meltdown-approved
Washed gradient effect – Your hoodie’s already been through it (like you)
📐 Fit + Fabric Specs:
Drop shoulders
Washed sun-fade effect
Ripped pocket
Boxy fit
100% cotton
32 count plain weave
Pre-shrunk
Reactive-dyed for long-lasting color
Fabric weight: 380g/m²
Side-seamed construction
Binding taped neck and shoulders
Double-stitched ribbed cuffs and hem
Wash inside out in cold water on a gentle cycle with mild detergent. Do not bleach, soak, rub, or wring. Wash with like-colored garments. Hang dry and avoid direct sunlight. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).
