Dopamine Deficiency Club Unisex Tee
Official merch for the emotionally unavailable but extremely well-dressed. The Dopamine Deficiency Club Tee is the wearable mood booster you didn’t know you needed. With its oversized minty lettering and clean minimalist base, this tee balances chaos and calm like a pro. Whether you’re fighting burnout or just vibing on low battery, you’ll look fresh doing it.
🧠💚 Mood:
• 90% ironic, 10% therapeutic
• Chill silhouette with pastel punch
• Great for layering or making sad boi summer a little cuter
🧵 Fabric & Fit:
• 100% combed Sirospun cotton
• Pre-shrunk + slightly stretchy
• Classic fit with crew neck and set-in sleeves
• Tear-away label for zero neck drama
• Fabric weight: 180g/m²
• Reactive-dyed for long-lasting color
• Binding taped neck and shoulders
• Side-seamed with coverstitched cuffs and hem
🫧 Care Tips:
Wash inside out with mild detergent, no bleach, no sun-soaking. Tumble dry low (or air dry if you're extra gentle).
✨ Choose your vibe:
• White Tee – crisp, cool, and mentally not here
• Ivory Tee – soft neutral with a side of “don’t ask me how I’m doing”
Official merch for the emotionally unavailable but extremely well-dressed. The Dopamine Deficiency Club Tee is the wearable mood booster you didn’t know you needed. With its oversized minty lettering and clean minimalist base, this tee balances chaos and calm like a pro. Whether you’re fighting burnout or just vibing on low battery, you’ll look fresh doing it.
🧠💚 Mood:
• 90% ironic, 10% therapeutic
• Chill silhouette with pastel punch
• Great for layering or making sad boi summer a little cuter
🧵 Fabric & Fit:
• 100% combed Sirospun cotton
• Pre-shrunk + slightly stretchy
• Classic fit with crew neck and set-in sleeves
• Tear-away label for zero neck drama
• Fabric weight: 180g/m²
• Reactive-dyed for long-lasting color
• Binding taped neck and shoulders
• Side-seamed with coverstitched cuffs and hem
🫧 Care Tips:
Wash inside out with mild detergent, no bleach, no sun-soaking. Tumble dry low (or air dry if you're extra gentle).
✨ Choose your vibe:
• White Tee – crisp, cool, and mentally not here
• Ivory Tee – soft neutral with a side of “don’t ask me how I’m doing”
Official merch for the emotionally unavailable but extremely well-dressed. The Dopamine Deficiency Club Tee is the wearable mood booster you didn’t know you needed. With its oversized minty lettering and clean minimalist base, this tee balances chaos and calm like a pro. Whether you’re fighting burnout or just vibing on low battery, you’ll look fresh doing it.
🧠💚 Mood:
• 90% ironic, 10% therapeutic
• Chill silhouette with pastel punch
• Great for layering or making sad boi summer a little cuter
🧵 Fabric & Fit:
• 100% combed Sirospun cotton
• Pre-shrunk + slightly stretchy
• Classic fit with crew neck and set-in sleeves
• Tear-away label for zero neck drama
• Fabric weight: 180g/m²
• Reactive-dyed for long-lasting color
• Binding taped neck and shoulders
• Side-seamed with coverstitched cuffs and hem
🫧 Care Tips:
Wash inside out with mild detergent, no bleach, no sun-soaking. Tumble dry low (or air dry if you're extra gentle).
✨ Choose your vibe:
• White Tee – crisp, cool, and mentally not here
• Ivory Tee – soft neutral with a side of “don’t ask me how I’m doing”
