Product Description
Because sale math is real math. The Certified Girl Math Expert™ Hoodie wraps plush 380 g/m² cotton fleece around bubble-pink lettering and a teal throwback calculator, crowning you valedictorian of impulse-purchase economics. Pull it on, round everything down at Target, and let the kangaroo pocket hold your receipts—aka “proof of savings.”
Heavyweight comfort – 100 % cotton fleece feels like a warm hug from your inner finance queen.
Oversized unisex fit – drop shoulders + roomy body for effortless, spreadsheet-free swagger.
Drawstring hood – pull up for dramatic budgeting exits or quick math anonymity.
Snack-stash pocket – receipts, lip gloss, emotional support calculator—carry it all.
Lasting color pop – reactive dyes lock in those bubble-gum pinks wash after wash.
Built to outlast returns – pre-shrunk fabric, double-stitched seams, ribbed cuffs & hem keep shape through every “technically I saved” haul.
Declaring returns as “income.”
Justifying Klarna splits as “four tiny inconveniences.”
Cozy study sessions in the sacred art of Girl Math 101.
Fabric & Care
380 g/m² pre-shrunk cotton fleece. Machine-wash cold, inside-out; tumble low or hang dry. Stay cozy, stay delusional, let the vibe add up.
Product Description
Because sale math is real math. The Certified Girl Math Expert™ Hoodie wraps plush 380 g/m² cotton fleece around bubble-pink lettering and a teal throwback calculator, crowning you valedictorian of impulse-purchase economics. Pull it on, round everything down at Target, and let the kangaroo pocket hold your receipts—aka “proof of savings.”
Heavyweight comfort – 100 % cotton fleece feels like a warm hug from your inner finance queen.
Oversized unisex fit – drop shoulders + roomy body for effortless, spreadsheet-free swagger.
Drawstring hood – pull up for dramatic budgeting exits or quick math anonymity.
Snack-stash pocket – receipts, lip gloss, emotional support calculator—carry it all.
Lasting color pop – reactive dyes lock in those bubble-gum pinks wash after wash.
Built to outlast returns – pre-shrunk fabric, double-stitched seams, ribbed cuffs & hem keep shape through every “technically I saved” haul.
Declaring returns as “income.”
Justifying Klarna splits as “four tiny inconveniences.”
Cozy study sessions in the sacred art of Girl Math 101.
Fabric & Care
380 g/m² pre-shrunk cotton fleece. Machine-wash cold, inside-out; tumble low or hang dry. Stay cozy, stay delusional, let the vibe add up.
