Certified Girl Math Expert Unisex Drawstring Hoodie
Certified Girl Math Expert Hoodie
Because sale math is real math. 💅🧮💸
You’ve earned your Girl Math degree—now dress the part. This oversized, fleece-lined hoodie is your cozy uniform for confidently explaining why spending money = saving money (obviously).
✨ Features:
• Soft cotton + fleece lining = peak comfort
• Drawstring hood = perfect for dramatic budgeting exits
• Kangaroo pocket = receipts, gloss, & delusional logic storage
• Unisex fit = flattering for all fake financial geniuses
💁♀️ Perfect For:
• Mentally rounding down everything at Target
• Declaring returns as “income”
• Justifying that $80 haul because “technically I saved”
This isn’t just a hoodie—it’s a warm hug from your inner finance queen.
In Girl Math, the only thing that adds up is the vibe. 📈💸
Details:
100% cotton • Fleece-lined • 380g/m²
Oversized fit • Pre-shrunk • Double-stitched
Care: Wash cold, inside-out. Stay cozy. Stay delusional.
Certified Girl Math Expert Hoodie
Because sale math is real math. 💅🧮💸
You’ve earned your Girl Math degree—now dress the part. This oversized, fleece-lined hoodie is your cozy uniform for confidently explaining why spending money = saving money (obviously).
✨ Features:
• Soft cotton + fleece lining = peak comfort
• Drawstring hood = perfect for dramatic budgeting exits
• Kangaroo pocket = receipts, gloss, & delusional logic storage
• Unisex fit = flattering for all fake financial geniuses
💁♀️ Perfect For:
• Mentally rounding down everything at Target
• Declaring returns as “income”
• Justifying that $80 haul because “technically I saved”
This isn’t just a hoodie—it’s a warm hug from your inner finance queen.
In Girl Math, the only thing that adds up is the vibe. 📈💸
Details:
100% cotton • Fleece-lined • 380g/m²
Oversized fit • Pre-shrunk • Double-stitched
Care: Wash cold, inside-out. Stay cozy. Stay delusional.
Certified Girl Math Expert Hoodie
Because sale math is real math. 💅🧮💸
You’ve earned your Girl Math degree—now dress the part. This oversized, fleece-lined hoodie is your cozy uniform for confidently explaining why spending money = saving money (obviously).
✨ Features:
• Soft cotton + fleece lining = peak comfort
• Drawstring hood = perfect for dramatic budgeting exits
• Kangaroo pocket = receipts, gloss, & delusional logic storage
• Unisex fit = flattering for all fake financial geniuses
💁♀️ Perfect For:
• Mentally rounding down everything at Target
• Declaring returns as “income”
• Justifying that $80 haul because “technically I saved”
This isn’t just a hoodie—it’s a warm hug from your inner finance queen.
In Girl Math, the only thing that adds up is the vibe. 📈💸
Details:
100% cotton • Fleece-lined • 380g/m²
Oversized fit • Pre-shrunk • Double-stitched
Care: Wash cold, inside-out. Stay cozy. Stay delusional.
