Getting older? Same. This “Aging Like Expired Yogurt” Birthday Card is the perfect dose of feral humor for anyone spiraling about another year around the sun. Bright, retro colors meet cheeky sarcasm to create a card that says what everyone’s thinking—aging doesn’t get cuter, it just gets smellier.
🍌 Best For
Friends who love dark humor
Anyone turning 30, 40, or beyond
Aging millennials in denial
Sassy birthday parties
🎨 Design Features
Retro Y2K-inspired checkered star background
Purple yogurt cup with frown face
Bold black wavy text with playful typography
Printed @rawartofficial signature
📏 Product Specs
Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
Product weight: 0.39 oz (11 g)
Toner-based vibrant print
Includes complimentary envelope
✨ Because nothing says “happy birthday” like comparing your life to spoiled dairy.
Getting older? Same. This “Aging Like Expired Yogurt” Birthday Card is the perfect dose of feral humor for anyone spiraling about another year around the sun. Bright, retro colors meet cheeky sarcasm to create a card that says what everyone’s thinking—aging doesn’t get cuter, it just gets smellier.
🍌 Best For
Friends who love dark humor
Anyone turning 30, 40, or beyond
Aging millennials in denial
Sassy birthday parties
🎨 Design Features
Retro Y2K-inspired checkered star background
Purple yogurt cup with frown face
Bold black wavy text with playful typography
Printed @rawartofficial signature
📏 Product Specs
Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
Product weight: 0.39 oz (11 g)
Toner-based vibrant print
Includes complimentary envelope
✨ Because nothing says “happy birthday” like comparing your life to spoiled dairy.
