Sip like your feelings are buffering. This pixel-perfect tumbler keeps your drinks cool and your emotional availability cooler. With a screw-on lid, reusable straw, and insulated design, it's basically your emotional support cup.
Aesthetic: 2000s error window meets modern emotional detachment
Why It Slaps:
Double wall-insulated – Keeps beverages icy, unlike your texts
Reusable AF – Say no to plastics, yes to passive-aggression
16 oz of chill – Hydration or iced coffee? Both. Crying optional.
Screw-on lid & straw – Because spills and feelings are embarrassing
Best For:
Iced coffee, emotional detachment, and Y2K-core
Staying cool at work, therapy, or brunch
Main character moments in public
Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.
Sip like your feelings are buffering. This pixel-perfect tumbler keeps your drinks cool and your emotional availability cooler. With a screw-on lid, reusable straw, and insulated design, it's basically your emotional support cup.
Aesthetic: 2000s error window meets modern emotional detachment
Why It Slaps:
Double wall-insulated – Keeps beverages icy, unlike your texts
Reusable AF – Say no to plastics, yes to passive-aggression
16 oz of chill – Hydration or iced coffee? Both. Crying optional.
Screw-on lid & straw – Because spills and feelings are embarrassing
Best For:
Iced coffee, emotional detachment, and Y2K-core
Staying cool at work, therapy, or brunch
Main character moments in public
Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.
