For when your emotional bandwidth is… unavailable. This sturdy organic cotton tote features a pixelated broken heart and classic error message realness — perfect for carrying your baggage (emotional or otherwise).
Aesthetic: Y2K desktop meltdown meets deadpan heartbreak
Why It Slaps:
100% organic cotton twill – Soft on the planet, hard on your ex
16″ × 14.5″ × 5″ – Big enough to fit snacks, shade, and spirals
Holds up to 30 lbs – That’s like… 15 hardcover journals of unprocessed feelings
Long straps – For dramatic shoulder drops after red flag dates
Best For:
Ghosting with style
Farmers’ markets and emotional repression
Carrying groceries and unresolved trauma
For when your emotional bandwidth is… unavailable. This sturdy organic cotton tote features a pixelated broken heart and classic error message realness — perfect for carrying your baggage (emotional or otherwise).
Aesthetic: Y2K desktop meltdown meets deadpan heartbreak
Why It Slaps:
100% organic cotton twill – Soft on the planet, hard on your ex
16″ × 14.5″ × 5″ – Big enough to fit snacks, shade, and spirals
Holds up to 30 lbs – That’s like… 15 hardcover journals of unprocessed feelings
Long straps – For dramatic shoulder drops after red flag dates
Best For:
Ghosting with style
Farmers’ markets and emotional repression
Carrying groceries and unresolved trauma
