When your browserâs got tabs open but your heart doesnât. This hoodie blends cozy rebellion with vintage tech vibes â perfect for those running on low emotional bandwidth and a high sense of irony.
Aesthetic: Y2K pop-up meets heartbreak grunge
Why It Slaps:
- 380g/m² heavyweight cotton â Built like a hug, worn like a warning
- Ripped details & washed finish â Because lifeâs already unraveling
- Boxy, oversized fit â Emotionally unavailable but fashionably present
- Reactive-dyed â Faded just like your last situationship
- Raw-edge pockets & frayed cuffs â Basically a wearable nervous breakdown
Best For:
- Pretending youâre chill while spiraling
- Listening to sad songs on loop
- Avoiding âwe need to talkâ texts
Wash inside out in cold water on a gentle cycle with mild detergent. Do not bleach, soak, rub, or wring. Wash with like-colored garments. Hang dry and avoid direct sunlight. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30â or 90â).
When your browserâs got tabs open but your heart doesnât. This hoodie blends cozy rebellion with vintage tech vibes â perfect for those running on low emotional bandwidth and a high sense of irony.
Aesthetic: Y2K pop-up meets heartbreak grunge
Why It Slaps:
- 380g/m² heavyweight cotton â Built like a hug, worn like a warning
- Ripped details & washed finish â Because lifeâs already unraveling
- Boxy, oversized fit â Emotionally unavailable but fashionably present
- Reactive-dyed â Faded just like your last situationship
- Raw-edge pockets & frayed cuffs â Basically a wearable nervous breakdown
Best For:
- Pretending youâre chill while spiraling
- Listening to sad songs on loop
- Avoiding âwe need to talkâ texts
Wash inside out in cold water on a gentle cycle with mild detergent. Do not bleach, soak, rub, or wring. Wash with like-colored garments. Hang dry and avoid direct sunlight. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30â or 90â).
